Stop if you've heard this one before - with all the unplayable buggy launches, rampant monetization, season passes, chunks of games being locked behind DLC paywalls, day one updates, always-online single player games, early access, lootboxes, massive patches, etc, games were so much better back in the eighties, or the nineties, or the oughties (pick whichever applies to your age bracket) right?

But were they, really? Let's, for a moment, try to ignore Betteridge's law of headlines as well as kneejerk answers and take a look at things a little more closely. The video game community is one that, by its inherent nature, is terminally online which deeply affects any and all related discourse. Nostalgia, selective memories, the sheer validation of hating things together, a lack of understanding of how the industry works, psychology and a dozen other factors also play into the prevalent idea that games are now passionless cash-grabs, game companies are soulless megacorps run by hellspawn masquerading as executives who literally eat kittens for brunch and that the hobby as a whole stinks compared to the golden age (the exact placement of said golden age varies, curiously).

This is also a topic that is nigh impossible to even discuss in any serious degree, because depending on your stance you are either blinded fanperson sheeple or a seething troll with zero middle ground, as far as the other side is concerned. Yet here we are, wading into this particularly putrid can of worms in the hopes of finding loot that increases our wisdom stat. Granddaddy's grass is always greener Something you'll notice whenever the topic of contemporary gaming being awful comes up is what I've decided to, with the power vested in me by having access to a news outlet on the internet, dub the "Tongue of the Fatman Effect".

Do you remember Tongue of the Fatman, the 1989 fighting game also called Mondu's Fight Palace in places where ridiculous names like that just don't fly? Of course you don't - it sucked. Whenever people talk about how terrible modern fighting games are because they're all just costume DLC selling hackjobs all they'll ever remember is Street Fighter and Final Fight, or Street Fighter II and Mortal Kombat, or any of the good ones.