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CABAL Online: The Revolution of Action

<,< Rawrs..smexeh FA chicka!

<.< With the helm, dundundun

After facial change! Oooo..teh tattoos O.O

Before face change =D

-.-..

-.-

OHWTF!

>.> ViciousFB's wrong chat mishap! xD Love dis guild, woo!

stbryanlost's wrong chat mishap 2!

lostbryanlost's wrong chat mishap <.<

Me fall down. Me go boom.

LMFAO xD Oh, I needed that laugh! Use my account, yeah effin right..rotflmao

>.>; we died bout a second after this screenshot.

<.<; Bein swarmed

Look at that mob xD

Mountain of formula cards! xD Lmfao

Lmfao no shiat xD

O_o So much for an alliance between our guilds, eh?..

xD Lmfao.never ends! XD!!

LmfaoLegendShielder xD

Fakkin whispering bots now? Greeeaaat.

Lmfao..priceless comment from Majdrew xD!

CabalOnline Guild War =O

Just uploading so they won't be deleted.

Guild Pictures! Lotsa an Lotsa Guild piccies!

Yes, these are all of my Force Archer and the smexeh smexeh uber babe Blader Yuan! =O 31 Images of her doing her smexeh thing and 'posing for me'! xD

2Moons

<,,< Oh yes. That's 2 Rings of the Deceased. 2 Caligios Rings. And yes, that's right - TEH MIGHTY SPELL PLUME BITCHES!

666 Magic Attack baby! Wahahahaha!

*Sob* Oh my god that's a beautiful axe! *pawpaw* I wants!

Second shot of what the Segita Hunters do for Azures >D

Fufufu....>D Dis is what Law's kinfolk do for us Knights!

Masteh Azure Knight & Padawan Azure Knight - 4 - With Lyli sitting and laughing all ebil like above em >D

Masteh Azure Knight & Padawan Azure Knight - 3

Masteh Azure Knight & Padawan Azure Knight - 2

Masteh Azure Knight & Padawan Azure Knight - 1

Rawr. Valkyrie >3

o.O Nice death pose there, mrs. hunter.

Yashoku & Tessen chilling and watching the cute Mother Hen tending to her baby chicks.

Fucking jackass is botting. Lovely, eh?

Screen for the Party Duel (PVP) in 2moons "Dekaron" xD Kickass, neh?

Rotflmao..Mot's gettin lucky with some bot hacker >D

And this >D

And this.

<.< So will this.

o,o So purdy...it will be mine someday..

SHIBWAH!

*Sob* Struck down in her prime!......and yeah, no clue who she is. *Lmao*

I swear to fucking god these people are annoying --

Rawr! I r shinies! >D bwahahaz!

-_-; Winger Bots..joy...

...Ty Acclaim!

=D Vachacking is back, woo!

Ish purdy!...sadly like everything fucking else that's purdy in this game, it requires yer left nut to own!

*Whinepawsat* I WANT!

*Whimper* So..pretty...

=D Yes, all those mobs are standingly absolutely still because of that fucking bot.

-_- Piece of shit crappy programmed fucking bot.

Deadfront Vachacker 2 - Results of hacker trying to shut someone up.

Deadfront Vachacker 1

Lmfao...xD Love the guards commentary in this game!

Same thing as 1, but different angle o-o;

Argama weapon 1 - o,O Yes, he's holding a wriggling lizard..

FAKKING VACHACKING BOTS!

-- ty Bandit.

o_o Well. Can't say teleporting doesn't have it's own threats an risks now and again..

<.< Second shot, different angle of the assrape that the PKer will walk into when he pops outta his portal.

Lmfao..yes..what happens when a PKer pisses off several guilds xD!

Yeah..you canna see me vera much, but imma there!

Aie! >< Where's Godzilla when I need em?!

o_O Zomfghugeboss ><

-,- and then she returns for the upteenth time...killed the bitch 12+ times.

<_<...and dis is what happened to the bot bitch. Look at her body, bwahaha.

See dat?! It's a fuckin Sengale bot trying to jack my grinding area! >_<

And zomfg! they brought back the Caligio's Ring!

First time I got the spell plume x3

Draco Desert Loading Screen.

Python Castle Loading Screen.

>D Deadfront loading screen. Enjoy!

Oooo...s'pretty owo

xD Love the Abaddon number. Rotflmao..6666

-- Oh, Acclaim is on it's game today. Wooo. FAKK YOU!

Azure Knight Yashoku - Deva Helm 2 Side View

Azure Knight Yashoku - Deva Helm 1 Side View

Azure Knight Yashoku - Deva Helm 1 Front View

Azure Knight Yashoku - Deva Helm 2 Front View

Asray 5

Asray 4

Asray 3

Asray 2 - Yes, more pictures of Asray, the slut of Dekaron >_> Why? She's still a smexeh chick.

Asray 7

Asray 6

Asray 1 - Proclaims she's pretty much a big ol' slut every time ya talk to her.

Love the commentary in this game xD

ZOMFG! *Flails wildly* THEY'RE INVADING! THE BAGIS ARE INVADING!

Woo...now isna that jus damn purdy o,o

Kata 2. Priestess babe of Parca Temple.

Kata 1. Priestess babe of Parca Temple.

Yes, as you can see, someone just random gives a Ring O' Pwnage. O_o

Sooo purty o,o

xD Just a screenshot I thought looked kickass.

o,o Oh..oh it's bootiful..so vera vera bootiful...

oo zomfg...ish so purdy..

Just a reminder of where a decent spawn point in Draco Desert is at.

HAH! DIE YOU FUCKING BOT!.....The red name was worth it -.- Bastard kept taking my kills.

Gaspeth! Even the leader of Chronos, Alkanphel plays 2moons! Oh, if the Guyvers ever found out about this <,<;...

oO First time I have seen that Vicious Summoner Monster..

>< See, this is just a friggin taste of what's in Crespo! Damnit!

<_< Oh look, the boss for Castor level 2! Nifty! I pwned his fakkin ass! >3

<_< Good fucking god, look at all those g'damn buffs! Wooo!

O,O Holyfakkingshit! Never seen this fucker before in all the times i've played 2moons! >.<

>_< Fucking hell do I hate this bitch!

Look at that EXP, babeh! Look at it! 9003 for one red named Akris in Norak Level 2! BOOJA!

Death whilst fishing o_O Sucks to be them.

Yes, that's four enemies surrounding me...and not even noticing me =D FUCK YOU HACKERS!

As we can see, due to said trick, some didn't quite make it out of it alive.

Jesus fucking christ, the VacHackers favorite trick -_-...Vaccing every parca gates bosses to the teleporter.

Woo...this mantis is gettin his freak on majorly.

Purdy Rednamed Sengale!

Frisky Mantis 2

Frisky Mantis 1

HAH! My first official Bot kill in 2moons! W00T!

oo Jesusfuck, the vachackers!

<_< Big boy number 2!

S'bigassed fuckin monster, woo.

-_- FUCKING VACHACKERS!

Reminder of where to go for decent monster spawnage for leveling.

<_< Poor, poor bastards stuck due to vachacking. If I could putcha outta ya misery ya fucks, I would!

oo Sweet fucking jesus christ, man! Vac-hackers >< GOD DAMN YOU ALL!

Shot 2- Same shot, but at a slightly different angle. Still pimpin' boyos!

Shot 1- Yes, the way that Archer is standing makes my Azure Knight look all pimpin'.

And as we can see, his buddy is really, really fucked with the vachack.

Poor shmuck monster 1 here is Vachacked!

xD As you can see the Prison Guard hunts down any red names (Look at the bottom left corner xD)

The loading screen for "The Den Of Norak."

<_< Mmm...Sengale...

Why, thank you lagspikes. And of course, Acclaim deciding to add insult to injury! =D Fun times!

>3 Oh, the Akris is now my new bitch! At 6.7k exp a pop? Fuck yes.

oo Awww Shibby! Look at that exp boost! Plus, of course, the +10% from the crappy advertising viewing.

...and funfuckingtastic. I'm now stuck. -_-..

Vac-Hacked Monsters! Yay! -,-

The loading screen for "Loa Castle."

>_> Prices for my usage as a reminder. Nothing more.

oo; I stood toe to toe with this bitch whilst my back up had a ISP blitch! BOOJA!

And Hackers now make it to where the safe zones are no longer safe when monsters are able to invade!

o,o...it's..it's the god of all rings in 2moons...o,o..Jase want. Oh, oh Jase want.

ROTFLMAO! Alright, you can only open shops in "Braiken/Loa Castles," and by this person doing this, it means he's using a hack and wanting Acclaim to take some action!

<_< See Lyli? Look at teh shininess of 2moons! :D

oo Oh...Oh Jase likey. Jase likey ALOT. *pawpaw*

The loading screen for "Reqiues Beach"

The loading screen for "Heiharp"

>_> Serves him right, that fucker! Fucking hate Summoners.

>_> The Mantis is getting friskeh with the mountain.

Ohnoez! He'd drowndeded!

=D He fall down. He go boom.

oo;@That Ring...zomfg, gonna own some major ass now!

2moons Login Loading Screen.

The loading screen for the "Denebe" novice character area. (Non-PK Zone)

The loading screen for "North Ares" swamp/graveyard area. (Non-PK Zone)

The loading screen for the "Braiken Castle" character starting area. (Non-PK Zone)

Parca Temple loading screen.

Frozen Valley of Vengeance loading screen.

Check out that badass loading screen. What's this? The little music note at the top? BUILT IN MP3 PLAYER FTW!

Stat wise for this one.

This one as well.

Same with this one.

This is more or less for my own usage to remember which skill branches.

That's right. Bigger. Better. Shibbier looking than Cloud Strife's pissant Buster Sword!

My, what a big sword you have. EAT YA FUXXIN HEART OUT CLOUD! HAH!

Oh yeh, i'm the shibbiness!

That's right bitches. I'm back!

Diablo II - Lord of Destruction

Bad timing for that smily face, Sorack. Really bad.

Can't seem em all to well, but that's a chicken, that is stuck..and looks like he's humping my mules leg o_o fuxxin pervert chickens!

-- Apparently, I get a glitch for my efforts. Look at the Blizzards. Woo. Fuck you Bnet.

Yes, apparently this bird is stuck in mid-air =D Poor birdy!

Booja. Kenny killed a PHYSICAL IMMUNE! That's right. DO NOT FUCK WITH TEH KENNY!

Yes, Kenny is actually standing toe to toe against a physical immune in Hell mode..look at teh lil fucker go!

Good fucking god her comments just keep coming! =D Jesus christ I luffles teh psycho-fire sorcy!

=D Luffles teh Lyli!

Rotflmao..Emerald Staff is an inside joke of what she smacks me with when I get outtaline xD!!

o,o....S'why I luffles teh Lyli for her comments...her stripping the act 1 rogue merc *Drool* Oh the mental image!

=D FUCK YOU BNET! (Game fucking up)

>< OWFUCK!JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST THAT HURT!

Kenny bites the dust again in town ><

<_< First time that's happen to me..Kenny dying in town ><

ROTFLMAO

Limbo!

I fuckin hate this curse baal does. -_-

*Rotflmao* Three Kenny's! xD Yes, Dino has a odd, twisted sense of humor *Lmfao*

*Insanecackle*

*Flings makeshift pokeball* I CHOOSE YEW KENNY! STAB TO THE FACE ATTACK NOW!

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! Can't get me, fucker!

Now see, this is why people fucking HATE bonemancers. God damn douches.

And this is why I fucking hate this game. I AM NOT A BOT YOU FUCKIN RETARDS!

Yes, apparently Dino's Kenny is a retard while in town =D!

o_o Look at the spazzed out Kenny go!

Kenny apparently went apeshit on everything o_o

=D Was going damn good with this char up until my brain decided it was time for a smoke break! -,-

<_< Look at all them dead scorpion bodies! Das right! I can kill Scorpies!

Hellgate: London

Lotta fuxxin Blade Slayer corpses, woo! o,o;

oO...This is why I detest using these type of programs for the most part.

Tubin' Zombie 2

Tubin' Zombie

And this, this is just the game mocking me as I needed another 8 socket shock rifle..and I get an Engineer version rather than a Marksmen.

And of course, this is the Railer Shock Rifle I created...again..not noticed the damned stats.

My Stats with the likes of a Lee's Lightlance with only three mods in it, lovely stat feed system, eh?

My stats with Dual Hu's Hypershots. As we can see, the Marksmen stat requires fucking blows.

Soul Reaper's...more advanced version of an Orbile. Twice as annoying to!

Whoops, I pissed it off!

Burning Chomper in the foreground and Chimeradon in the background! Lovely! It's a Before and After picture!

Chimeradon's can seriously blow, if you don't notice the little chomper fucks morphing into em.

Orbiles! Extremely easy to contend with, but exceedingly annoying in giant mobs! =D

Purely.Hate. These. Fuckers. They must die...all of em must die a swift, painful death!

Vast Phantasm's. Annoying fuckers, especially in groupings.

Of course, you must salute a fellow Marksmen or Engineer of stature! It's only right to do so, you know.

Of course, one must bow to a lady of such stature!

;; Isn't she just kickass? Hotter than Hell itself in her pictures and badass in the game.

<_< Yes, must worship the Asian Idol known as Akira Fubuki!

Even Asian Centerfold Idols play the game! =D And here's one of the best!

Can't really see them all to clearly, buuuut the entire circle room is filled with Imps...guess how much cock I took?

=D I took anal like no one else can in a level 50 area when i'm level 41!

"World Wide Crisis - No country safe!"....But as we all know, Demons just naturally hate London.

"Is This End!?" "The Dead Walk The Earth!" No shit, really? The hordes of Demons really didn't clue me in.

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.9- Another better and clearer view of the little fucker. He's funny to watch scurry around though.

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.7- Ow! =D The little fuck dropped 98 of my life points in a single hit!

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.5- "All Hail the Sumatran Rat Monkey!" (He's about to do his breathing fire trick).

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.6- "All Hail the Fire Breathing Sumatran Rat Monkey!" (Again with the fire breathing)

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.4- (Yes, it looks like a Stalker in the game. Just..mini-me sized and packs twice the punch.)

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.3- Joy, despite appearing that I could probably punt it across the screen with ease, the little fuck is a surprising powerhouse.

Sumatran Rat Monkey - 1.2- And apparently, he sees me as well.

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.1- "I see you there in the corner!"

Sumatran Rat Monkey -1.0-
(It's a homage to an apparently old school b-rated, screwy as all hell zombie flick.)

I'll avenge you all. I swear it. Every last demonic fuck will die by my hands!

That's right, Sydonai. Know your place, bitch. Don't worry, Murmur will be joining you soon enough!

Just you wait, you sorry son of a bitch! I'll kill you! Then i'll kill the First and everything else in my way! You'll pay for what've done! Run and hide, Murmur. That's the only fucking thing you can do now!

Oh no. Nonono. NO! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE! You fucking coward! I'll kill you!

Wait...what did you just say?...

YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD! I'll fucking kill you! YOU HEAR ME!? YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD MURMUR!

Guh? Murmur?! What the hell?!

What're you doing?! Murmur! What the hell are you say?!

Why do you look familiar....

Wait....what? What's going on!?

Zuh? Who the fuck are you?!

Eh? Who's this?

Yes, yes. Rawr. Pissed, are we? Guess what. You killed my Herald. Now. Now you die you tentacle fucking bastard!

Hi there, snookums. The name's AmonSol. You killed my Herald. Tsk tsk.

Oho! I see what you were doing..that's my girl! You're last attempt will not bee in vain!

You can do it! Get up! Fight! Fight! Get up! You can still win!

Whoop, she still lives! She can continue on with the fight! Thattagirl!

Alas, the downside to using the Force in such a way. Evil begits Evil, you know Emmera.

Nuuu! Emmera!...Get up! Get up! Sydonai's getting up! You need to fight!

He's a big....squid...thingy. He can take it!

And now, Emmera goes all out!

Oops. See what happens when they pull upon the evil core of the PMS?

Awww. Isn't Sydonai just cute when he's pissed, slobbering and flailing mouth tentacles everywhere?!

Wait, what're you doing now?! Don't use it that way! Use it on Sydonai! The hell y-

This would be the so called "Eldest," Sydonai. The apparent cock that fucked London up beyond belief.

And now. Now she's -really- pissed. He insulted her hair!

Bad resolution thanks to the lagfest, but this is why you do not piss the Herald off.

Emmera getting ready to open a can o' whoopass.

Again, bad resolution. Though..Sydonai done went and said that dress makes her ass look fat.

The Mortal Coil's final stand against the Legion's of Hell.
(Note: Seriously. Go to Youtube and look up the St. Paul's Cinema. It will give you chills and goosebumps.)

The Herald, Emmera Of the Sigil - 1.2

The Herald, Emmera Of the Sigil - 1

Apparent guards to keep me from St. Paul's Station. - 1.2

Apparent guards to keep me from St. Paul's Station. - 1

Right as I enter St. Paul's Approach! - 1.2

Right as I enter St. Paul's Approach! - 1

Around every damned corner it seems.

Again, more fun with soloing!

Yeah, isn't Soloing great?

Mysterious Book of Creation - 1

Sucks to be him.

This is what happens in the Necropolis when you decide to piss off Shard Skimmers.

Close up of LunarWraith, tried and true to his name, you will never see his face. Only the barrel of his Lee's Lightlance in your face.

Close up of LunarShard. He tends to have a rather..brash temper, as can be seen when he uses his Arc Legion.

Close up of AmonSol (Hidden Sun). Not to much, ne? Yet, his dual Hu's Hypershots would happen to disagree with you.

Close up of Eliani Leonidas. She seems to have the beautiful charms of her Mother, but the attitude of her Father, yeah?

My Elite Cabalist Summoner dubbed "ElianiLeonidas" in homage to Mike Cropo's Spartan Stories.

My Elite Hunter Marksman dubbed "AmonSol," with the Dark Vengeance Dyekite coloring. Yes, those are his Hu's Hypershots. (AmonSol = Hidden Sun)

My Elite Cabalist Evoker dubbed "LunarShard." Would you like your Demons extra crispy or reduced to ash by his Arc Legion?

My Non-Elite Hunter Marksman dubbed "LunarWraith." Shoot first, if it keeps moving, shoot again, then ask questions.

The Lee's Lightlance. Pwnage of the Fusion rifle class! Another one of my babies!

Shard Skimmer 3 - A better shot for one of the annoying little bastards.

Shard Skimmer 2 - Where there's one, there's craploads more. Easy to kill, yes, but when swarmed, things become messy.

One of my babies! Teh Hu's Hypershot!

The shameless slaughter of Templar

So, she appears to be pissed...I wonder why...>.>;;

Teh AdriannaAngel. Dino's psychotic female Marksman. Don't mind the low resolution, much to both of our dismay - we must play on the lowest graphic settings.

The AmonSol with the Copper Sky Dyekit, which as you can see, switches the gear color scheme to a dull gray and white, with what I can only assume to be as teal highlights.

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