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[df]Duckman
 
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Member Since
2006-05-16

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Username: duckmanofdf
Nickname: [df]Duckman
Location: If Duckman misspells... / Canada ca
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Gaming Style: I'm bot! Ding! Ding!
Real Name: Duckman runs this bitch like a marathon. When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Duckman signal.
Website: Duckman has only one...
Occupation: When you open a can of whoop-ass, Duckman jumps out!
Hobbies & Interests: -The 3 leading causes of death among humans is Duckman. -Duckman frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own -Duckman does not go hunting. That implies the probability of failure. Duckman goes killing. -Duckman makes onions cry.
About Me: -Duckman wasn’t born, he was unleashed! -If it taste, looks and feels like chicken, but Duckman says it’s beef. Then it's fucking beef! -Jehovahs once tried to convert Duckman. After 3 minutes of interrogation, they admitted Duckman was God!
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Gaming Rig
Manufacturer:
The Neverending Story ended because Duckman told it to.
Processor:
Video didn't kill the radio star, Duckman did.
Memory:
Portraits close their eyes when Duckman looks at them.
Hard Drive:
Duckman can divide by zero.
Video Card:
Duckman counted to infinity - twice.
Monitor:
Duckman has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.
Sound Card:
Your attraction to Duckman in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Speakers/Headphones:
When Duckman was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Keyboard:
Duckman can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Mouse:
Duckman once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
Mouse Surface:
When Google can't find something, it asks Duckman for help.
Operating System:
Duckman could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Motherboard:
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