| Manufacturer: | The Neverending Story ended because Duckman told it to. |
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| Processor: | Video didn't kill the radio star, Duckman did. |
| Memory: | Portraits close their eyes when Duckman looks at them. |
| Hard Drive: | Duckman can divide by zero. |
| Video Card: | Duckman counted to infinity - twice. |
| Monitor: | Duckman has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars. |
| Sound Card: | Your attraction to Duckman in no way affects your sexual orientation. |
| Speakers/Headphones: | When Duckman was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. |
| Keyboard: | Duckman can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. |
| Mouse: | Duckman once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands. |
| Mouse Surface: | When Google can't find something, it asks Duckman for help. |
| Operating System: | Duckman could strangle you with a cordless phone. |
| Motherboard: | |
| Computer Case: |
| |*Ca*|Smog | offline | |
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| [df]Theman!! | offline | |
| Edmonton / Canada | ||
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| -$$-Mutt | offline | |
| Montana / United States | ||
| [df]GoDeN | offline | |
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| [df]OdisGrey | offline | |
| Sudbury, Ontario / Canada | ||