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The WoW Plague Survivors
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The ones who dont play wow, good luck on surviving, join us if you wish to NEVER play wow, not even once. We are like the Klu Klux Klan, We Burn the WoW players on the Cross, We are like the SS Hitler, We gass them in chambers, We are like the Skynet resistance, we bomb the fuck out of the people who play wow, We are the Jihad, we go around gunning people down and planting bombs in wow players houses, We are like the Japanese, We cut theyre dicks off and leave them to die of disease, we are like the african kid soldiers roaming the street looking for trouble, WoW players, WE WILL FUCK YOU UP
| # | Game | Past 7 Days | Total | |
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Call of Duty: World at War Multiplayer | - | 153 hours |
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Call of Duty: World at War Singleplayer | - | 77 hours |
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Crysis Wars | - | 149 hours |
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Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Multiplayer | - | 202 hours |
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Company of Heroes | - | - |
WoW ruins your life 15 points
15. The real game starts at lvl 60. You can get to lvl 60 in about 3-4 months: $ 49.99 (box) + $ 41.97 (3 months fee) = $ 91.96. Isn’t it too much to start playing?
14. You can never say: I’ve won. WoW never stops, it’s a fact that there’s not an ending.
13. The best things in the game happen by chance. It is irritating.
12. Digital characters cannot make virtual sex.
11. Servers are full of lamers.
10. Linux is not a supported platform.
9. It is not intended for short-time fun: WoW needs you play for at least 1 hour without interruptions everytime you log in.
8. WoW not only steals your money, it steals your time. Want to be a good and respected player on your server? Prepare not to sleep for months and months.
7. Unless you play at the beach, you can’t get tanned while playing WoW, and no one likes “death-white” faces.
6. The more you play, the less you can practice sport, the less you can practice sport, the fatter you get...
15. The real game starts at lvl 60. You can get to lvl 60 in about 3-4 months: $ 49.99 (box) + $ 41.97 (3 months fee) = $ 91.96. Isn’t it too much to start playing?
14. You can never say: I’ve won. WoW never stops, it’s a fact that there’s not an ending.
13. The best things in the game happen by chance. It is irritating.
12. Digital characters cannot make virtual sex.
11. Servers are full of lamers.
10. Linux is not a supported platform.
9. It is not intended for short-time fun: WoW needs you play for at least 1 hour without interruptions everytime you log in.
8. WoW not only steals your money, it steals your time. Want to be a good and respected player on your server? Prepare not to sleep for months and months.
7. Unless you play at the beach, you can’t get tanned while playing WoW, and no one likes “death-white” faces.
6. The more you play, the less you can practice sport, the less you can practice sport, the fatter you get...
The WoW plague
The WoW plague was released across the world in 2004, 5 years ago, in 2005 Hitler was banned, which i hope is a good thing for us to help exterminate all the WoW players in the world.
Getting back to the plague, only a few people in 04 court it, and more and more have been getting infected by it, turning into people who sit in theyre room with plates and glasses every where, wanking off in the dark over so called WoW girl friends, As I, Dylan Browne, i have lost more than 50 friends to this plague, many of them were great FPS warriors, EG Darky, and JB Wyatt, i am friends with some WoW players, but they havent lost theyre life to the game. We need more and more survivors to join the League againts this plague and terminate all WoW players, Or just the company who created it, All i know is Blizzard were having a gay orgy while thinking of a game to make... Join the Survivors and fight back, Dylan Browne the leader of the resistance.
The WoW plague was released across the world in 2004, 5 years ago, in 2005 Hitler was banned, which i hope is a good thing for us to help exterminate all the WoW players in the world.
Getting back to the plague, only a few people in 04 court it, and more and more have been getting infected by it, turning into people who sit in theyre room with plates and glasses every where, wanking off in the dark over so called WoW girl friends, As I, Dylan Browne, i have lost more than 50 friends to this plague, many of them were great FPS warriors, EG Darky, and JB Wyatt, i am friends with some WoW players, but they havent lost theyre life to the game. We need more and more survivors to join the League againts this plague and terminate all WoW players, Or just the company who created it, All i know is Blizzard were having a gay orgy while thinking of a game to make... Join the Survivors and fight back, Dylan Browne the leader of the resistance.
