Someone needs to stop him
Evil Iggy escaped captivity today and went on a rampage of terror. After tearing through 3 states causing widespread flooding, drought, famine, sloth and general debauchery, the president was flown over the area and had this to say, "Woah"
No where was it worse than in downtown Iggy's imagination where he was unstoppable. Early estimates put the damages in the billions, though experts expect the total to rise drastically once crews can get in and fully asses the damages.
Immediately after the disaster FEMA was summonsed and the director said they would be immediately dispatched to the scene as soon as the Celtics- Pistons series was over.
2008-05-24 1:09 AM PDT by
Iggy (mindslice)
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