Musing on the mystery of MAD, many might misconceive us as mere marauders, moreover, mercenaries of mayhem or marionettes of mediocrity. If men must meddle in the mysticism of our meaning, let them make no such mistake. Maybe I may magnify our motif. Our motive is majestic. We marvelously maintain our mission to master the modern masses. We are the megalomaniacs of mankind, meritorious in our mischief. As magicians of all materials, our might on the battlefield is merely a moot point. To misally yourself with our miserable enemies would prove a mishap. But might you mingle in our midst, you will meet the magnitude of our merits and magnanimousness of our members. Meanwhile, marvel at our magnificence, and memorize the name of MAD.