Ninja's die
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In Some bizzare news files that were discoverd to have been stolen only when they were returned ,have been eliminated of all mistakes. This was only discovered when the purportrator a Ninja identified as being made by the XNinja Cloning Company manged to get himself killed by entering a testing field for gamma radiation weapons.
When our correspondant tried to interview the president of the company that supposedly created the ninja at his mansion our correspondant was unable to find it.