Yo mama jokes^^
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
Yo mama so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
2009-08-25 8:34 AM PDT by
santana344
View entry -
1 comment -
views: 37