Our official cult song
there once was a clan called deadly aim,
they wanted an esl award again,
fear was the game they did play
with a daft cunt called Jorkay,
So douken decided the rest of the clan was the same.

2008-05-29 10:27 AM PDT by Detonator! (jaybyname) View entry - 1 comment - views: 2109

Jorkay teaches us all a life lesson
Today i am going to educate you all on the forum, like the great ancient greek philospher Plato did, i shall provide my education in the form of dialect.

This dialect takes place in the surreal and peacefull location of an xfire window, it illustrates two great asspects of maturity and masculinity.

I shall play myself and illustrate mans plus points in sport. My counterpart shall illustrate how to talk like a cunt, and may i say he is exceptionaly skilled at being a profesional wanker.

|aiM|.j0rk4y: wer bistd u
|aiM|.j0rk4y: wer bist du?
|aiM|.j0rk4y: why u add me?
icU° Hadouken! [?OsN^]: so that we can discuss our challange for the number one spot like men
|aiM|.j0rk4y: i dont know u
icU° Hadouken! [?OsN^]: i am managment for icu-gaming
|aiM|.j0rk4y: and?
|aiM|.j0rk4y: i think dusty is squad manager
|aiM|.j0rk4y: so ist not your problem
icU° Hadouken! [?OsN^]: was hoping to arrange a fear 3on3 challange
|aiM|.j0rk4y: we are barred
icU° Hadouken! [?OsN^]: how long for?
|aiM|.j0rk4y: few...

2008-05-29 9:57 AM PDT by Detonator! (jaybyname) View entry - views: 227