Cult of Razer
Razer Venom: Enhancing Your Gaming Experience
Hunger and sleep – the two natural enemies of any hardcore gamer. Nothing kills an all night gaming session like the incessant nagging urge to feed yourself or passing out from exhaustion. We’ve all been there. One minute you are tearing kids a new noob-tube online and the next minute you’re afk, helplessly microwaving Hot Pockets or collapsed on your keyboard spamming your team chat with “fffffffgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg”. We’ve been subservient to the stomach and the mind’s erratic whims for far too long. It’s time we take our bodies back.
Introducing Razer Venom, the first gaming grade stimulant and nutritional supplement that is delivered directly to your veins. No more messy spills, choking, or losing your night to embarrassing 6-8 hour “sleep” breaks. Not comfortable with needles? We’ve got you covered with the nebulizer delivery system that lets you just inhale the awesome. Hook up multiple nebulizers and keep an entire LAN party cranked and gaming for days on end.
Razer Venom is a highly concentrated nutritional stimulant that contains everything your body needs for an all week gaming session. Amino acids? We’ve got that. Carbohydrates and electrolytes? Check and check. Caffeine, acetylcholine, taurine, and every other “ine” that will keep your pupils wide and your kill streak raging? Buddy, we’ve launched rockets with less kick than this.
It has been said that necessity is the mother of invention and this ingenious intravenous innovation is no different. In the summer of 2009, our intern staff tripled almost overnight as we offered college credit and WoW accounts in exchange for clerical work and government tax breaks. Unfortunately, we did not foresee the hidden costs of regular feeding and sleep breaks that come with maintaining an expansive herd of interns. We needed a solution and fast.
Our engineers were charged with finding a way of keeping the valued unpaid members of team both productive and alive while still coming in under budget. The result was nutrient rich cocktail of vitamins and quasi legal stimulants that, when directly injected, kept our bravely volunteered interns as alert as meth lab chipmunks. The project was a minimal casualty success and Razer Venom was born.
http://www.razerzone.com/venom/
Posted by Cult of Razer
March 31, 2010 - 10:36 PM
The Winners Have Been Chosen
This is what im capable of so far, but there is sooo much more to learn. You may be suprised to know that im not even logged in on the xfire website as i do this. There is much more to learn and i look forward to learning it!
-HALOCLANKILLER
Posted by Cult of Razer
March 24, 2010 - 12:01 AM
League of Legends: Exclusive Razer Runes
We’ve teamed up with Riot Games, the famed creators of League of Legends, to bring you an awesome combo. The Razer Abyssus now comes packed with two special in game Runes that will give your summoner a powerful edge. Pair that with the new Special Edition League of Legends Sphex and you can kiss your feeder days goodbye.
Click here to learn more.
Posted by Cult of Razer
March 23, 2010 - 12:03 PM
Left Hands: Not Just for WASD Anymore
The Leftist Movement is upon us. For too long, the lefties have been overlooked and tossed aside. We were the first to support left handed gamers with our ambidextrous design but to some, it wasn’t enough. “What about us palm players?” they would ask, gesturing wildly with their left hand, “Why must we share our mice with the righties?”
Behold my south pawed friends, the Razer DeathAdder Left Hand Edition. All the legendary DeathAdder performance that was once exclusive to the righties is now yours, contoured specifically to fit your dominant appendage. Rejoice; your day has finally come.
To celebrate the age of the left handed domination, we have launched contest. It is a simple contest – easy to enter and even easier to win. If you can speak the good fortune that has come to the left hander, then you can enter this contest. There are 5 Razer DeathAdder Left Hand Editions to be won.
Click here to learn more.
To the Righties: Now most of you reading this are right handed and will dismiss this as simple leftist propaganda. But surely you have a left handed friend? Think. They are the ones always complaining that the entire world is designed with a bias against them. Give them this news; tell them that there is now a high performance Razer out there built exclusively for them. This is news that any left-handed gamer worth their salt will want to know. Take that news and enter the contest above and you’ll stand to win a DeathAdder of your own. Right or left, they're all made of win.
Posted by Cult of Razer
March 16, 2010 - 11:07 AM
Join the Razer Cult : Get Hooked Up
If you happen to be reading this message then you’re at the right place at the right time. At this very spot, you can keep up to date with our latest events, exclusives and even Razer-hosted games where you can put your skills to the test against other avid users of our equipment.
We are going to kick things off proper by hooking up our followers with some serious hardware. Getting in on the action is simple. All you have to do is be a member of this group before March 22nd. That's it. Join. We even put a huge freaking button on the front page to make it easy.
So what are we sending out the door? You could win one of the following:
-Five Razer Deathadders
-Five Razer Imperator + Razer Destructor combos
-One über grand prize: A full Razer gaming suite containing a Razer Lycosa, Razer Mamba, Razer Megasoma and a Razer Megalodon.
That is quite the package. So hit the button, get your name in the pool and stand to win some killer hardware.
GLHF
Razer|Mjolnir
Posted by Cult of Razer
March 02, 2010 - 10:23 AM
Something deep and buried has been set aboil.
Long has this page stayed dormant with no activity to speak of. Long have the people waited for us to steak our claim upon this rock.
That wait is rapidly coming to an end...
There is a dull rumble of large cumbersome gears lurching into motion. Rumors have begun to spread. There is talk of free hardware...whispers of giveaways...
Stay frosty. More to follow.
Posted by Razer|Mjölnir
February 12, 2010 - 06:00 PM