People Against Whining Noobs P.A.W.N. A group made for helping set up matches with skilled players in a variety of games. Or just to play with someone else.
When you got the time...
Invite some (preferably all) of your buds into PAWN. Join if you like to own some noobs, like to watch noobs get owned, or both at the same time. Strength in numbers (that is probably the worst line I've used to date).