Andy Milonakis: supacasey: Where does he get his ideas from?
JESUS
Andy Milonakis: =RvB=Spartan-V91: Whos Andy? ....your daddy and your mommy
Andy Milonakis: EvoL CDG호Don ๑•ิ.•ั๑: And are you into gaming and stuff??
Andy Milonakis: YES AND NO
Andy Milonakis: MOSTLY NO BUT SOMETIMES YES AND SOMETIMES NO
[Xfire] matteox: Hello! We are very pleased to welcome everyone to the Andy Milonakis Live Chat! Please welcome our special guest, Andy Milonakis, who has already started taking your questions!
Andy Milonakis: sorry, my brain is going to start working
Andy Milonakis: Question: Rozz: Andy, how long have you been in entertainment?..
Answer: 5 years or so
Andy Milonakis: Question: KciN26: What is your favorite skit you have done?
Answer: I like "muti" because it's based on my old friend
Andy Milonakis: Question: Charles the Moose: Who/what were youre influences for the show?
Answer: Mr. Show, old snl, the state
Andy Milonakis: (Warked)Geo: Why does my butt itch?
Answer: because you ask BORING unfunny questions
Andy Milonakis: ZING
Andy Milonakis: Question: ˚919˚ĐùćК Şǻûćε 241: Andy is it true that your lil john is your cuzin?
Answer: He's my brother, YEAHHHH
Andy Milonakis: Question: [MT]Dark Chili: how do you get all these weird semi psychotic ideas
Answer: I'm weird and semi psychotic
Andy Milonakis: Question: Tyrant: Are you rich Andy?
Answer: im rich in spirit, i eat garbage
Andy Milonakis: Question: PuN1sH3rWoLf(ACC): Question: what are your writers smoking?
Answer: well, I write a lot of skits and I'm not smoking anything......well...anything that's legal. ZING ZING
Andy Milonakis: Question: kayuza: Andy : what do you consider/enjoy performing more for style of comedy ? physical (stooges) / dramatic (your show has some of that) / wacky (like wundershozen) / random (anything, nothing in particlular)
Answer: good question, variety is the spice of life, don't ever stick to one thing, or you'll get bored, it's important to not be one note
Andy Milonakis: Question: Axel: hey andy what plans you got for the future parts of your comedy?
Answer: I'm working on a a hiphop comedy cd and also going to write a feature length stuuuupid movie, it'll be great
Andy Milonakis: Question: Ins0mnia: QUESTION: Andy the internet was a huge boost for you? Do you still see internet as something huge for you?
Answer: yessss
Andy Milonakis: the internet got me started, I want to make love to the internet, can you tell me how?
Andy Milonakis: Question: [MT]Dark Chili: every try deep fried twinkies?
Answer: I had to for a bit on the kimmel show, it was grossss, i'd rather eat sushi
Andy Milonakis: Question: supacasey: Does he become friends with any of his special guests (ie The Three Six Mafia)?
Answer: yeah, we have sleepover parties all the time and watch scary movies, just like teenage girls, Snoop is my BFF, hahah
Andy Milonakis: Question: Danmthny: Andy is there anyone you wanted on your show in the first 2 seasons that you didnt get?
Answer: i wanted to get lady sovereign on season 3 but she was in the UK working
Andy Milonakis: Question: [MT]Dark Chili: ever do standup?
Answer: i've tried it a few times, but never really got into it, i did long form improv for years though
Andy Milonakis: Question: Nemesis: Andy are your parents happy about this show?
Answer: my mother loves it, my father is a greek imigrant, he doesn't know what TV is, he thinks i smoke crack
Andy Milonakis: Question: Tigger |IGL: Your sense of humor is borderline schitzo, but you’re a funny dude. I’m not sure if there’s a method to your madness but how did your show come about?
Answer: I had a videos on the internet for 3 years and jimmy kimmel found them, put me on his show, and then we pitched my show to mtv, things worked out at the right time.....
Andy Milonakis: Question: Destiny: Andy, what type of music do you enjoy listening to?
Answer: hiphop and reggae
Andy Milonakis: Question: †USL†Doc†GEN†: Whats your favorite non comedy movie?????? AND WHY!!!!!!!
Answer: welcome to the dollhouse, because it shows what bastards little kids can really be, Solandz is so good at showing real life, with a little dark twist added maybe, but much closer than most hollywood movies show, I'm a big fan of indie films, dramatic and comedic
Andy Milonakis: Question: Rozz: Andy, who is the greatest comedian of all time in your opinion?
Answer: George W Bush
Andy Milonakis: Question: MT]Dark Chili: what's the worst food you've ever eaten?
Answer: goat penis, the goat was still alive
Andy Milonakis: Question: Sameo [BDA]: Do you care that people put all your shit on youtube like most people?
Answer: no, it's all good, it spreads my stupidity around the world, i like it, I just made my own youtube account, user name "amilonakis" and started making new youtube videos
Andy Milonakis: Question: Charles the Moose: Where the heck did you find that creepy black guy with the trout and the cigarette?
Answer: he's my lawyer
Andy Milonakis: Question: Tigger |IGL: Being that your show isn’t a sitcom or reality TV, how do you describe it?
Answer: sketch comedy meets public access, I guess
Andy Milonakis: Question: poopkilla: do you watch public access a lot?
Answer: no but there is a website called, TV Carnage that has dvds of public access and obsucre old clips and it's edited together geniusly, if that's a word, if not SCREW IT..........it's really good, casual fridays is the best dvd
Andy Milonakis: Question: phoenixfire116: Has anyone ever gotten made threats on your life?
Answer: someone threw a bottle of soda at my head when we were filming
Andy Milonakis: Question: : Church«wtf»: why do you put old people in your segments
Answer: it's funny to get old people to do silly stuff like dress up in chicken costumes, it makes me laugh, so i thought i'd try to share it with the world haha
Andy Milonakis: Question: FrostX[GTT]/{501st}Nite: Andy,what game system's do u have?(And if so what games do u play?)
Answer: ps3, xbox 360 and wii, i mostly play tony hawk project 8 for ps3, but i love the wario game for wii also
Andy Milonakis: Question: Church«wtf»: what do you think of the new spiderman movie
Answer: i didn't see it, but if you pay for me, i'll go
Andy Milonakis: Question: blackbeltdawg: who do you think should be president (not just the people running) in your opinnion?
Answer: Andy Dick
Andy Milonakis: Question: Church«wtf»: when filming a show does anyone recignize you and start asking you to sign stuff for them
Answer: when school is out sometimes, i usually just spit on them. JUST KIDDING, my fans are awesome
Andy Milonakis: Question: blackbeltdawg: where can we find your original episodes?
Answer: itunes has all the seasons
Andy Milonakis: Question: Vossk: If you could have anything made into a movie [besides your show] what would it be?
Answer: i want to do a documentary about swiss cheese hhah
Andy Milonakis: Question: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Do you have a love in your life?
Answer: I live in hollywood, the girls here are usually on the slimey side, I have my fun but I wouldn't say "love"....I need to go to NY for that, the girls there keep it real
Andy Milonakis: Question: eX[ $L#¥3R - L£ÄD£R: andy, do you HATE the ppl who make Mini Movies, copying yours?
Answer: i've seen a lot of bad ones but it's flattering
Andy Milonakis: Question: vB=Spartan-V91: Andy, how was it when xfire kidnapped you and made you answer questions for alot of idiots?
Answer: they paid me in everquest dollars, im rich
Andy Milonakis: Question: PuN1sH3rWoLf(ACC): How often do you watch Comedy Central?
Answer: only to watch the sarah silverman program
Andy Milonakis: Question: яєdээщзя: Andy, During some of your sketchs you have a delivery man show up on your doorstep with food, Where or Who does the food go to?
Answer: there is a hungry crew of camera men, etc, they usually get to chow down
Andy Milonakis: Question: mc2w: How long does it usually take to finish an episode of you show?
Answer: 1 week
Andy Milonakis: Question: zT= МAJ. Λυsylo: andy, if you could be one videogame character, who would it be?
Answer: I would be mario, but I would make the bitch chase me and fight dragons, im lazy
Andy Milonakis: Question: Charles the Moose: So, why did you change your shirt?
Answer: just so people could ask about it, it's sucha dumb change that means nothing, but it's fun to do stupid stuff like that just to keep people asking questions
Andy Milonakis: Question: EvoL CDG호Don ๑•ิ.•ั๑: do you like partyig or are you a settled person??
Answer: ive done the partying in hollywood thing for awhile, im kinda over it, i still party but not at many clubs anymore, i like hanging out at m friends studio, we make music and kick it, sometimes go to hotels and have parties there
Andy Milonakis: Question: Jake: do you think hollywood is an ethical place?
Answer: that's like asking me if I think fish can survive out of water
Andy Milonakis: Question: supacasey: Do you miss New York?
Answer: i miss NY, the people there are great and it' s extremely fun
Andy Milonakis: Question: SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: how often do cops pull you over on the streen thinking your younger then you are?
Answer: no they pull me over because I drive 300 miles per hour and I'm a cuban drug lord
[Xfire] matteox: We're having technical difficulties! =o( Andy will be back soon!
Andy Milonakis: sorry got logged off, im in japan right now my internet connection is not good, but the sushi is amazing
Andy Milonakis: Question: Sameo [BDA]: Can you tell me a question to ask you?
Answer: ask me to not answer this question
Andy Milonakis: Question: Crumble: Why are you in japan?
Answer: the real question is, why aren't YOU in japan?
Andy Milonakis: i can't copy the question but someone asked if my parents are from Crete......yes, my dad is
Andy Milonakis: Question: Maudel: Andy - Why the move from NYC to LA? You lived right near me!! Are you returning back to NYC in the near future
Answer: ny is my real home, i'll always go back
Andy Milonakis: Question: supacasey: Do you like South Park?
Answer: south park is great, i like how they push the envelope
Andy Milonakis: Question: ٠ғŦѕ٠ Ninja Penguin: Whats you favorite Vacation?
Answer: Greece
Andy Milonakis: Question: SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: Is there ever going to be a Andy Milonakis movie?
Answer: hopefully, but only if I write it
Andy Milonakis: Question: flipguy121191: What advice would you have for a guy trying to start a comedy career?
Answer: for standup or improv, I'd either move to NY or LA...........if you want to act in movies or tv shows....los angeles is the place to be, i think if you're anywhere else, you're missing out on a lot of opportunities
Andy Milonakis: also go to open mic nights, take improv classes, just dive into it
Andy Milonakis: Question: Andy, is there any movies that you would like to star in at the moment?
Answer: im a huge fan of judd apatow
Andy Milonakis: anything he does
Andy Milonakis: Question: controlthechaos: What was the first movie or TV show that you were in?
Answer: jimmy kimmel live
Andy Milonakis: Question: Andy, I head that you don't fly...what's up with that?
Answer: i won't lose a job because i hate flying, if i have to fly, I will, I'd just rather take a train with a sleeper car, it's like a moving hotel, you just plug your phone and dvd player in, and enjoy the ride, ON THE GROUND
Andy Milonakis: Question: Vossk: Do you ever do any voice acting for cartoons or animations [besides the cartoons on your shows]
Answer: i did a puppet voice on crank yankers and did a voice for a cartoon called minorateam
Andy Milonakis: Question: Ninja Penguin: Andy, do you have any before show rituals or things you always do b4 shows?
Answer: not really, it's hard sometimes when you're working a 12 or 14 hour day so I just try to psyche myself up and realize that it's awesome to have a show on the air, so i have to kick myself in the ass sometimes, it's harder work than it seems
Andy Milonakis: Question: Andy, if i were a delivery guy and was at your door, what would you have planned for me?
Answer: it would be too long to shoot but one i always wanted to do was to invite the delivery guy in and ask him to share the meal with me and have a candle lit dinner with him and ask him about his life
Andy Milonakis: Question: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: What is the most craziest thing you have done in your lifetime?
Answer: nothing i can say here haha, ok it involves destroying a hotel room and getting charged thousands of dollars
Andy Milonakis: nG[Grim]: Do you consider your job "work" .. or do you have to much fun for it to be work?
Answer: it's fun but it is definitely work
Andy Milonakis: it's harder than any other job i've had before
Andy Milonakis: and i've had a lot of wack jobs
Andy Milonakis: borat rox
Andy Milonakis: Question: mc2w: How much money did you have to spend to get your career started?
Answer: well, i guess $`100, that is the price of my dv camera, that's all iit took
Andy Milonakis: 1200 dollars
Andy Milonakis: Question: kool0123: Andy, do you ever plan on doing tours around the country/world?
Answer: at least the country, im going to finish thi s rap album in a month and try to set up tours all around the country, it will be loads of fun
Andy Milonakis: Question: ŤĦĔ ĎüĎĔ◄: ANDY have you ever just sat home a weekend and enjoyed your show ?
Answer: i saw my show before it aired, i dont watch my show when it's on tv, I feel like it's staring at yourself in the mirror, which my roomates do, i'm not a big fan of that.....
Andy Milonakis: Question: blackbeltdawg: what is it like being an african-american comedian?
Answer: I love it, equality rules. preach
Andy Milonakis: Question: =SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: Why did you move from NY to Hollywood?.....WAIT! ok go ahead WAIT!
Answer: i had to for work, because my show was shot in NY but by the time i had my own show, i already lived in LA, for other acting stuff, I need to be here
Andy Milonakis: Question: controlthechaos: Andy, when you were younger did you want to be on TV when you grew up?
Answer: not really, i always liked comedy and was the class clown but i never thought about making it my goal, it just happened, and im glad it did
Andy Milonakis: Question: GoS[GeneralVon]: Have any of your dilivery skits gone wrong?
Answer: yeah, one guy almost beat me up
Andy Milonakis: Question: Fus!oN | E*RAWR (Co LDR): ANDY! What is your favorite part of being famous?
Answer: the free clothes
Andy Milonakis: Question: swiper: What movie could you quote word for word?
Answer: billy madison
Andy Milonakis: and ghandi
Andy Milonakis: Question: Church«wtf»: do you have as many fans in other countries as you have in america
Answer: i have fans in other countries but america is the majority of them
Andy Milonakis: Question: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Andy, what are you wearing right now?
Answer: some crazy jacket, really wacky sunglasses and some black and silver DC shoes from the future, i look like a hollywood martian
Andy Milonakis: haha
Andy Milonakis: Question: : supacasey: Andy, whered you learn to rap so well? Have any of your rap star guests given you any tips, or have YOU given THEM any tips?
Answer: i started recording freestyles as a joke but then i started getting better and i ran with it, and it's really fun learning to write better, and be able to record a whole album now, i get really excited going to the studio
Andy Milonakis: Question: Crumble: What kind of connections did you need to get in the comedy business????
Answer: just one powerful man named Jimmy Kimmel believed in me, I owe it all to him
Andy Milonakis: Question: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: What is your next big project?
Answer: doing a sequal to the movie WAITING, I can't WAIT
Andy Milonakis: Question: swiper: Where is the majority of your time spent now?
Answer: currently in the studio, working on my album
Andy Milonakis: my myspace is myspace.com/andymilonakis you can hear my dirty songs there
Andy Milonakis: add me!
Andy Milonakis: haha
Andy Milonakis: Question: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Andy, are you planning to release an audio album?
Answer: yes yes yes, rap, real producers, retarded lyrics
[Xfire] matteox: Ok, that concludes the chat with Andy Milonakis! Thank You to our special guest and thanks everyone for participiating. Now onto the prizes! IMPORTANT--If you are one of the winners PM me for instructions on how to claim your prize!
[Xfire] matteox: · 30 Andy Milonakis Season 2 DVD’s and signed Quote Books
[Xfire] matteox: 1. Murray
2. Insomnia
3. Kayuza
4. mc2w
5. revojake
6. pandaman9493
7. supacasey
8. tyrant
9. Voodoo
10. Tigger|IGL
11. Yragorn
12. Nemesis
13. Phoenixfire116
14. Controlthechaoes
15. Vossk
16. Charles the moose
17. Artem
18. <woof>El.Gordo
19. [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«
20. blutenrot
21. Blackbeltdawg
22. Axel
23. MagnusGman
24. >NS<Aleron>SM
25. Kool0123
26. Crash.Danmthny
27. Redstone78
28. Punisherwolf
29. Crumble
30. ngGrim
[Xfire] matteox: Thanks Again Everybody!
