UN/EN Peace Conference Breaks Down
GC World News

Tirane, Albania - By all accounts, the Albanian arbitration efforts have failed. In the past 12 hours, last-minute peace talks have fallen apart. Stating "irreconcilable grievances" EN and UN representatives were unable to reach an amicable agreement.

A source close to the talks told us the negotiators struggled reaching common ground on the matter of Serbian occupation. Recent UN actions against EN member nations was also cited as a road-block to consensus on all matters discussed. During the arbitration, the only subjects that garnered any measure of support from both sides were matters of trade and a growing concern over the posture of North African countries.

In other Mediterranean news, on Friday, rumors began circulating that Josios Nikephoros' personal bodyguard force, the Spartans, had been infiltrated by a secret operative of the Israeli Special Forces. At a press conference in Athens this morning, a representative of the Spartans categorically denied the allegation and reiterated their allegiance to Josios Nikephoros.

The spokesperson went on to criticize the aggressive posture of UN forces. "Our king has united the hearts and minds of the Greek people. Our allies will not allow the UN terrorists to set foot on Greek soil"

When questioned about the authenticity of photos depicting underground quarters and the video of Josios Nikephoros dining with leaders from Bulgaria and Hungary the spokesperson hastily declined comment and left the podium. The UN has not released the photos or the video; the items are being characterized as "evidence" as part of an ongoing investigation into allegations of War Crimes committed in Serbia. Thus far, the UN has been tight lipped about the investigation.

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Reporting for Thru the Wire