Greetings fellow blog readers,

Let's begin with a simple thing in this blog-post - I am very dumb. Yes, I am probably one of the dumbest people I know (one of the most handsome as well, for the record). So yeah, this leads to my new Private Teacher! My Mother hired a new private teacher to handle my issues with Language, cause I don't really get it. The thing is, most of my prvt. teachers are old as fuck, around the age of 50-60, all of them. So uh, yeah - this one is in her fucking mid-twenties. So, yeah - as soon as I hear the good news, I'm all excited. All "shit, nigga - time to show my skills and score dat bitch, dawg".

Well, shame on me. Today, around 2PM my prvt. teacher knocks on the door. I open it, introducing myself to one of the HOTTEST teachers I've ever seen in my life. A bit short, beautiful legs, average-sized boobies, nice ass. I'm all excited, acting like the biggest gentleman on mother earth. So yeah, within the whole class I'm gazing her boobs, not even caring for the VERY important subject. Eventually I get bored from her boobies, so I refocus on her mouth - and GODDAMN, she has a fucking moustache!!

moustache moustache moustache moustache moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache!!!!!!

My dick literally fell off. Fuck, baby? A fucking -Moustache-, is that forreal? Nigga, please. I'm kicking that bitch out and calling the pow-lice, rape reported.

Spread the goddamn word;

#nowomenoustaches

Keep it real,
OGLEV.