Rockstar the Troll
2013-01-31 2:58 PM PST
Yes, they promised SPRING 2013; and they are absolutely right on time! Australian SPRING 2013 it is.
GTA V pre-order cards and posters/billboards labeled SPRING 2013 at Gamestoop, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc. still hang around; laughably disgraceful.
Well, my summer break will lack GTA V. September 17, 2013 it is. During the long wait, Rockstar better keep us company with GTA V demos and sshhh**t
GTA V pre-order cards and posters/billboards labeled SPRING 2013 at Gamestoop, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, etc. still hang around; laughably disgraceful.
Well, my summer break will lack GTA V. September 17, 2013 it is. During the long wait, Rockstar better keep us company with GTA V demos and sshhh**t
GTA V Trailer #2 SPOOF w/ 3 IV protags
2012-12-23 12:00 AM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM94-7Ktx8c
All I gotta say is that it's brilliantly funny and well done.
All I gotta say is that it's brilliantly funny and well done.
Nostalgia
2012-12-11 12:36 AM PST
I haven't watched this video for over a year. I've watched it and thought to myself, "I can't believe I created that."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJERycPysk
2 years later, it is ancient; something that I will always think of as part of my creative core. I like making things, and I wish to make more, particularly in gaming; GTA! GTA 4 is dead. I regret the fact that I didn't make much GTA videos. Effort is unbelievable and overwhelming when I try to perfect something of value. Video editing is a work of art, and my philosophy of it is to make the art prestine as what Leonardo da Vinci would want it to be. That was a bit too deep wasn't it, but that's how I think, and how Steve Spielberg thinks; and how Quintin Tarantino thinks; and.. how my role model, Mike Shinoda (member of Linkin Park) thinks.
Q: Why didn't I create much videos?
A: Time to make them were incredibly long. My priorities on editing game footage are not high in my life. Presently, I don't want to spend all countless time on editing a video game that is DEAD.
Q: Will I make more?
A: I would definately like to on GTA V
Q: I released a trailer for a brand new video but it fizzled away. Why?
A: Time not worth it for dead game. I'll reveal unfinished version of it on YouTube.
Q: Why did I create this blog?
A: To emphasize the nostalgic factor in GTA. This game was my almost-daily treat in the past 1 to 3 years. I discovered my creative core when editing GTA
videos. This is my first diary lol. Probably the last in a long time.
P.S. Hooligan was the 1st to comment on Blackout :/ R.I.P.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJERycPysk
2 years later, it is ancient; something that I will always think of as part of my creative core. I like making things, and I wish to make more, particularly in gaming; GTA! GTA 4 is dead. I regret the fact that I didn't make much GTA videos. Effort is unbelievable and overwhelming when I try to perfect something of value. Video editing is a work of art, and my philosophy of it is to make the art prestine as what Leonardo da Vinci would want it to be. That was a bit too deep wasn't it, but that's how I think, and how Steve Spielberg thinks; and how Quintin Tarantino thinks; and.. how my role model, Mike Shinoda (member of Linkin Park) thinks.
Q: Why didn't I create much videos?
A: Time to make them were incredibly long. My priorities on editing game footage are not high in my life. Presently, I don't want to spend all countless time on editing a video game that is DEAD.
Q: Will I make more?
A: I would definately like to on GTA V
Q: I released a trailer for a brand new video but it fizzled away. Why?
A: Time not worth it for dead game. I'll reveal unfinished version of it on YouTube.
Q: Why did I create this blog?
A: To emphasize the nostalgic factor in GTA. This game was my almost-daily treat in the past 1 to 3 years. I discovered my creative core when editing GTA
videos. This is my first diary lol. Probably the last in a long time.
P.S. Hooligan was the 1st to comment on Blackout :/ R.I.P.
Master of Trolls
2012-11-18 10:21 PM PST
Thanks to my IRL buddy "Babieswithrabies" (that's what he wants to be called) for contributing to the troll session on GTAForums. We did it cuz YOLO
He is ithurtswhenIP
I am EmptyHead
Images are arranged in chronological order as if scrolling down the thread on the web browser:
Thread went on and on but couldn't survive the moderator's Godly hands that shut it down. #YOLO
He is ithurtswhenIP
I am EmptyHead
Images are arranged in chronological order as if scrolling down the thread on the web browser:
Thread went on and on but couldn't survive the moderator's Godly hands that shut it down. #YOLO
JiZZ
2012-11-12 4:27 PM PST
Speechless. This will be the best game ever.
GTA V - Explosive New INFO
2012-11-08 12:33 PM PST
GTA 5 "evolves nearly every mechanic" found in previous games in the series.
Features the biggest open world in the series' history - GTA 5's world is bigger than the worlds of Red Dead Redemption, San Andreas and GTA IV combined.
Three playable characters which you can switch between "at nearly any time".
Each character has their own specific abilities and story arc, with all three stories intertwined.
Camera zooms out to a "Google Earth-style" perspective when switching characters.
Character 1 - Michael, an ex-bank robber in his early 40s who retired after making a deal with the FIB. He has two teenage children and he hates his wife Amanda. He's also the voice you heard on the original GTA 5 trailer.
Character 2 - Trevor, a former war veteran and a "drugged out psychopath". Has flight experience.
Character 3 - Franklin, details unknown.
Certain characters from GTA IV and Episodes From Liberty City will also make an appearance. Rockstar's Dan Houser says we'll never see characters from the PS2 era, though. "The five PS2 games are one universe, and this is the high definition universe, so they don't co-exist," he says.
No major actors cast as any of the main characters.
Big advances to lighting and shader model. Greater draw distance.
There will be a "vibrant and fun" economy, but you won't be able to buy property.
Heists are a big theme to the game.
Improved vehicle handling and physics - "The cars hold to the ground better... It feels more like a racing game," says Dan Houser.
More vehicles than in any GTA to date, including BMXs, mountain bikes, road bikes, dirt bikes, cars, trucks, helicopters, planes, ATVs and Jet Skis, but vehicle manufacturers are still fictional.
Improved shooting and melee combat. Melee combat "never going to be as big a deal as shooting," though, warns Houser.
Los Santos is described as a "huge and diverse city", combining the best of...
Features the biggest open world in the series' history - GTA 5's world is bigger than the worlds of Red Dead Redemption, San Andreas and GTA IV combined.
Three playable characters which you can switch between "at nearly any time".
Each character has their own specific abilities and story arc, with all three stories intertwined.
Camera zooms out to a "Google Earth-style" perspective when switching characters.
Character 1 - Michael, an ex-bank robber in his early 40s who retired after making a deal with the FIB. He has two teenage children and he hates his wife Amanda. He's also the voice you heard on the original GTA 5 trailer.
Character 2 - Trevor, a former war veteran and a "drugged out psychopath". Has flight experience.
Character 3 - Franklin, details unknown.
Certain characters from GTA IV and Episodes From Liberty City will also make an appearance. Rockstar's Dan Houser says we'll never see characters from the PS2 era, though. "The five PS2 games are one universe, and this is the high definition universe, so they don't co-exist," he says.
No major actors cast as any of the main characters.
Big advances to lighting and shader model. Greater draw distance.
There will be a "vibrant and fun" economy, but you won't be able to buy property.
Heists are a big theme to the game.
Improved vehicle handling and physics - "The cars hold to the ground better... It feels more like a racing game," says Dan Houser.
More vehicles than in any GTA to date, including BMXs, mountain bikes, road bikes, dirt bikes, cars, trucks, helicopters, planes, ATVs and Jet Skis, but vehicle manufacturers are still fictional.
Improved shooting and melee combat. Melee combat "never going to be as big a deal as shooting," though, warns Houser.
Los Santos is described as a "huge and diverse city", combining the best of...
TRAILER NUMBA 2
2012-11-05 5:49 PM PST
Grab yo popcorn for this one. We GTA players cannot wait!!!
JUICY
2012-10-31 4:02 PM PDT
Ya better fackin believe it. I'm pumped and ready for this (well sort of; PC needs upgrade). Gonna get it on console 1st (buddy's console) so I don't have to wait several months for PC's release.
November 8th MOFOS, 18 pages of INFO. Possibly a new trailer. Can it get any better? Rockstar has finally came out of the closet and let out the secrets that were behind lock and key for a f***ing year. YESSHH