Ok for those of you that don't know what APB is I'll tell you real quick, it's a new MMO/rpg/crime type of game. You can go on the xfire live broadcast page and find almost 3-6 people playing it every day at all times.

So if you watch any of the broadcasts, you will see they are exactly how I say they are in this blog, so you know I'm not just making things up.

Anyway my take on this is that all the people who play APB are complete idiots. They act like it's the greatest game to come out and it's totally original. Ok first of all every single person I have ever seen Broadcast and play APB, only ever do and have done two things in that game:

1. They run up the street with a gun (Like a retard).
2. Drive around (Also like a retard)

And that's it, nothing else , just those two things. Then you have the retards who play trying to tell and get other people to play by saying nonsense statements of "You really need to get the game becuase it's so fun"....


I still have yet to have anyone explain to me what is so great in different running up the street with a gun (Like a Retard)and driving around (Also like a retard) when I can do that in GTA IV and about 14 other games. Yeah sure you can run around in these other games with a gun (Like a retard) and or drive around (Also like a retard), but that's not the point.


I do have to say though that probably the most interesting thing about this whole ordeal is that, if you ask the retards running around in the game, what they think about Crimecraft, they trash it...

Now what's intersting about this is that APB is Crimecraft. But what's more is that Criemcraft not only came out first, but APB pretty much stole every concept for it, from Crimecraft Compare the 2 games to each other and you will see this for yourself, (Just remember that Crimecraft came out first).

Now Despite the fact what I said above abut how anyone I have seen play APB or watch broadcast it, only ever do two things in it.

What is probably going to happen (And it will be rare if it doesn't happen or I just got lucky) but if anyone from APB finds this blog, I will most likely get a lot or all retards from APB, coming here and posting comments on this blog entry about how there is more to do, or I suck, or I hate the game and the usual troll comments that come out when you taint/tarnish a game people are in love with. (The game and the company cannot do any wrong)


I have watched over 50 broadcasts and watched about 20 people play it outside of broadcasts.. I have yet to see anyone else do anything alse in the game except run up the street with a gun (Like a retard) and drive around (Also like a retard)

Over 50 Broadcasts and I have never seen anyone do any missons or anything outside of what I talked about above.

What really gets me about this is that you have to pay for play time, you can either pay by the hour, or you can pay a $10 USD monthly fee for unlimited play hours....Which makes absolutely no sense to begin with..

How can there be a monthly fee of $10 for unlimited play hours, when the $10 you pay actually gives you unlimited play hours?

So to break it down in simple terms for people, you have to pay a $10 monthly fee for unlimited play hours that expire every month.

If you are confused about that then your not a retard yet, see what this game does to people..


Anyway I will leave you the reader with this:

If there is all this extra stuff you can do in the game, how is it possible that out of over 50 broadcasts and 25 live watchings I have seen, not one (Retard) excuse me I meant person I've seen playing, has ever done any of all this so called massive ammounts of extra stuff that the people who play it say can be done?

Why pay a $10 monthly fee to become retarded, when you can just watch Drake & Josh, and become a retard for free.

Now I don't know about anyone else but am I missing something or are the retards who play APB, doing nothing more than trying to mass produce more retards?