Excuse me, wtf are you doin'?
2008-03-17 4:56 PM PDT
I have no idea why this post is here so I might as well- lost my train of thought. So hows life? Thats great. Wow, were you really just talking to your computer about your life? Wow. You must be really bored. Maybe your just stupid, but I don't think that, computer blog is your friend. No, if you where stupid I'm pretty sure I would know. As a matter of fact I'm pretty stupid sometimes too. Whats your name? Why are you still talking to the computer? Actually, why are you here? Why am I here? Why am I writing this? Why are you still reading this? Still bored. Hmm, any good games out? You really need to get some friends to talk to, you're starting to creep me out. Is that some mac' and cheese? I can has? At least e-mail me a picture. Wow... did you really just try to spoon feed your computer? That can't be healthy. I think I will call you Fred. Fred is my friend. Hmm, what if you're a girl? I think I'll call you Sheelah then. Perhaps just Paul. What, you've never met a girl named Paul? Alright alright, I'll just call you Sue cause I know a guy name that. Or at least thats what he tells me. Well he doesn't actually tell me, he kinda sings it to me. Hey, did you fall asleep? *Taps computer screen* WAKE UP! I'm about to go Navy on you (or how ever you spell that annoying little fairy thing from the N64's Legend of Zelda.) Still reading huh? Well I'm still typing. Are you really just bored or are you just considerate of my feelings so you keep reading? I like you. We should totally go to the mall. Wait, don't unplug your computer you crazy monkey like thing. Whats your species? I don't think you can take your computer to the mall... you'd look pretty insane if you did. Why are you wearing a pink Tutu? I think you might need some counseling. Need a shoulder to cry on? Wipe your mouth first, you have mac' and cheese on it. Do I amuse you? I'm so glad you find this funny.
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