Okay. When I was four years old, for my birthday, I received a Nintendo Entertainment System. A year or so later, I received a Sega Genesis. From playing Super Mario Brothers... to Sonic the Hedgehog, Metroid, Zelda, and various other games, I considered myself a gamer. Hell, at that age, for as much as I could play and kick ass at Street Fighter, I would consider myself a hardcore gamer... even before knowing what that was. So yeah, playing virtually anything and everything I can get my hands on, I've loved video games my entire life. I am a gamer and I know gaming.

So yeah, it's year 2007. Tons of great games are coming out. I mean TONs. Enough to really increase the revenue in the video game industry as a whole. So, given this fact, what comes out of this? Some fucking bullshit.

Spike TV's Video Game Awards this year fucking SUCKED ASS. I'm sorry, but they sucked fucking ass. GameCock, I'm sure you'll appreciate me, since you had to apologize to the fuckers for saying the exact same thing... but I agree with you. Not only did the actual VIDEO GAME AWARDS take a backseat to the celebrity drama, celebrity introductions, bands performing... and a few shitty ass new game intros... but it sucked ass. Is this what they think gaming is coming to? Some retarded bitch who has never even played a video game talking about which console she likes best? Some whores dressed up as envelopes to show gaming awards? What the FUCK? I mean... booth babes at the former E3 was one thing (Which got canned)... but envelope whores? God damn. It's just so pathetic that they would host an event... to get gamers across the world to tune in... and then just advertise some other bullshit non-relating to gaming... just because you got everyone to watch. I don't understand it.

Also, five seconds ago I read off Kotaku that Maxim Magazine... had the Top Ten Video Games of the Year. Isn't this a fucking PORNO MAGAZINE!? Porno magazines have writers? I'm new to this shit obviously, but who in the fucking hell has enough intelligence to declare what game gets "game of the year"... fucking no one. That's who. And the list... is so predictable. As if they just looked at the most popular games on GameStop.com and just listed it. Maxim, stick to your own game and stay out of yours. You're fucking pathetic.

Okay. I'm done.

/rant