Hi, do you have an address? Do you own paper and pens or have the facility of purchasing them, or even borrowing them for a short period of time? If so, then add me to your pen-a-freinds list and we can write to each other.

If you add me you will receive letters will shitty handwriting, shocking spelling and no stamp on the envelope so u have to goto the post office to collect the letter, and the best bit, you have to pay for it too. This all adds to the anticipation of what i may have wrote in the letter. Sure.. I could just have it popped through your letter box, but wheres the fun in that.

Once a month I will include some pictures i have taken myself, current pen-a-freind's of mine have recieved some great pictures such as a beast of a snotter i sneezed onto my computer screen, a massive turd I done that took 3 flushies to get away and my personal favourite, a captivating fart that was quite breath taking.

So.. If you want to add me to pen a friend please write to me, the addres will be at the end, and I will ensure that every letter you recieve will be the only letter you'll want to open.



address

Smeg
Pen-a-friend
at his pen-a-friend desk
next to the bathroom
at home


Thanks

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