Playing Warcraft III:
Joined a TD, one told me, Nazis aren't allowed in that game and kicked me ----> He was banned from the battle.net

Playing TMN:
Playing against my friend, my pc froze when I was going to win...

Playing CSS:
Playing a map for first time, my friend came 25 times from behind me and humilitated me -.-

Playing Star Wars BF II:
Me and my friend are camping each of us in one end, came the third and we killed ourselves with granetes -.-

Playing Star Wars BF II again:
I was playing in a one of those galactical wars with the option capture the flag. I had an X-Wing for almost the whole time. When I got the flag, all the ships from my enemy shot at me at the same time. -.-

Again playing SW BF II:
Played capture the flag on the map death star. I camped the whole time in the middle of the map and killed 10 enemys. I got the hero and took the falg and made 2 points in 30 seconds. When I got the flag for third time, I ran to the point and got a headshot by a camper...

Again playing CSS:
My Friend told me to go to bomb place A. I wanted to go there, but didn't know the way. When I got to A the bomb exploded...

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