So im on the computer playing some runescape and eating some Chef Boyardee when my friend messeges me. So i start to type back to him but i lean forward and pour spagetti and meatballs all over my pants. So i go upstairs to my room to change into something else and i find that i accedently locked our cat sophie in my room all day so she had the smart idea to take a bloody shit all over my closet. It literally was BLODDY shit all over the bottem of my closet. And thats whats up.

So awile back we adopted a beagle from the local petsmart. She is a very bad dog. She chases cats, barks at ghosts, and does other bad things. To counter the barking, we got her a bark coller that shocks her every time she barks. She has had it on for about a week, but she cannot put 2 and 2 together and figure out that barking = shock. So this morning when i get up, I let her and Kayla (our other dog) and Butercup (the beagle) outside as usual. About an hour later, Buttercup is outside screaming and runing around the house. I open the door to see wtf is the matter, and she comes in the house and starts doing laps around the downstairs area. I figured out that she was doing this because while outside she barked, thus geting shocked, yelped from geting shocked, got shocked from yelping, got shocked from yelping again, and that kept repeating. So I start chasing her around the house trying to catch her so i can take the coller off, and as she's runing shes also shiting, and before I realize this I steped in about 5 pieces of shit the size of a golf ball. I finally got the coller off of her after a minute or two.



Morle of the story, never get a stupid dog.

Alright so last night at like 10:30 i go upstairs to go to sleep and i fall asleep fine like normal. But this morning i woke up at like 5:30 downstairs on the couch, with no idea how i got there. Then my dad came down like 10 minutes later to go to work and he's like "what are you doing down here!?!?!?" and i told him i didnt know (and i still dont). but of course he thought i snuck on the computer in the middle of the night. I must have been sleepwalking, thats the only thing i can think of because i used to alot when i was little.

After so many hours on hammer i cant even count them, my recreation of 2 fort for css is finished!

http://www.fpsbanana.com/maps/88578

I hit 900 hours on superbowl sunday lol

I hit 800 hours today. yeah.

I just went to the store,returned my Logitech speakers and got COD5. It looks epic. w00t for me.

Im hyped up cause' yesterday I bought the Logitech X-240 speakers. Finally i have a subwoofer! There pretty crazy. When i turn the bass allthe way up they shake the table im using XD.

yea...playin soccer in gym and this fat kid fell on me... fuckin shattered 3 of my wrist bones.....it hurt..

I can still play games but its really hard with this damn cast. grrrr....

i got 600 hours yesterday. whoop-dee doo 4 me.