Solitaire sucks. Give me a peice of paper, a paper clip, rust, anything! Hell, I'd even rather do homework than play Solitaire. Why do people continue to play this game??? Seriously, it's just not fun. What's the point? Who cares how many cards you can make disappear? You have to drag and drop these dainty cards on top of each other.. who's the dipshit that thought up of this game? The next person that says they like Solitaire when I ask them what video games they like, is the person whose asshole I'm going to wear around my ankle after I put my foot up their ass. Solitaire is NOT a video game. It's shit.

At any given time, I can look through my friend list and catch at least one deprived idiot playing Solitaire. What is everyone's fascination with this game? Throw it away. It's bullshit. Want to make the cards disappear faster? Here's a hint: click on the 'x' in the corner.