Solitaire sucks. Give me a peice of paper, a paper clip, rust, anything! Hell, I'd even rather do homework than play Solitaire. Why do people continue to play this game??? Seriously, it's just not fun. What's the point? Who cares how many cards you can make disappear? You have to drag and drop these dainty cards on top of each other.. who's the dipshit that thought up of this game? The next person that says they like Solitaire when I ask them what video games they like, is the person whose asshole I'm going to wear around my ankle after I put my foot up their ass. Solitaire is NOT a video game. It's shit.

At any given time, I can look through my friend list and catch at least one deprived idiot playing Solitaire. What is everyone's fascination with this game? Throw it away. It's bullshit. Want to make the cards disappear faster? Here's a hint: click on the 'x' in the corner.

Not that i had high hopes for the sequel, the first one was a straight punch right in the face, and NO CROSSBOW!?!?!?..

I get the impression that everything ubisoft make nowadays is utter crap, and will waste your precious human time playing the garbage they managed to squeeze out of their asses, the games they've done lately is not timeless classics, not even the slightest enjoyable, its Crap. Period.

Anyways, a while back i saw the Assassins Creed 2 Trailer, the first thing that came up in my mind was, The Da vinci Code.

I just know Tom Hanks is gonna be in this game

Most people would be blinded by such trailers as this, but fear not. It might look like a totally uninspired, lame, boring, emo, da vinci rip of, and it pretty much is, BUT if you pay attention to the sidelines, you'll see that this trailer is exposing some elements from the game, stay tuned for more bullshit pictures.




Im not sure if this has anything do with the game, but it is a face, i very much doubt its the face of the protagonist.. looks like a character from Zelda.. its hard to say but it looks like a female.




This is the same weapon as you have in the very first game, the hidden knife.
After this scene you'll see two hands representing the art "push" the blade to front, and how to hide it.
"i didnt upload a picture on that"




Looks like a wing doesn't it, the game will take place around 1487 im guessing since it was then Da Vinci created The Vitruvian Man. I do not recall from history books that people where flying in 1485 from tall buildings, but that just might be what were dealing with in Da Vinci's Creed 2.




As you see, its the brotherhoods logo, and it has not been compromised, and its likely that your gonna play as another tool of the brotherhood.


During the trailer, they made alot of flickering effects and distortion, this MIGHT indicate that the Animus machine will once again be used.

Anyways, there might be more crap i didnt pick up...

Although the statement "Great minds think alike" is very often unappropriately used, but there is truth to it.

Nomatter how unique your mind is, there are a very few number of practical solutions to most real world problems, thus it is true that great minds do not think alike in an environment without restrictions, they will end up at the same solution when given a problem with a limited scope.

It is not appropriate when somebody says "What flavor of icecream should I order?" and two individuals ("or more" reply "vanilla".

he sure is.

Ever wonder how all those astronauts can remember how to flip all those switches. Well who cares, for now were gonna do it Tom Hanks style. Just raise your arm above your head after entering your ship and move your arm back and forth making loud "clicking" noises.

"Toilet was blogged once. A day to clear it, it took."

—Yoda on blogs

The blog is an important and recently introduced aspect of the much-lauded "Care in the Community" treatment for the mentally-handicapped. Mental patients (from the schizophrenic to the learning-disabled to the just plain weird) are invited to express their fears, suspicions, experiences and cravings by means of one of these occasionally-updated internet logs. The use of blogs as a general source of information and entertainment by a surprising number of Internet-users is therefore discouraged.

The concept of "blogging" (not to be confused with Riverdance) is said to have originated in the Amazonian rainforest, where European explorers observed the native hunter-gatherers communicating by means of high-pitched whining and long-drawn-out musical glossolalia. Although no actual information was ever conveyed by this meaningless prancing, the locals appeared to enjoy the sight and sound of each other's attempts and dancing along with them. The native Amazonians new this practice in their own language as the "Surkull Juirc", but the name never really caught on in European circles.

-Characteristics

Due to their fragile mental state, bloggers can readily be identified online by their sub-normal writing ability, constant and pervasive paranoia, fondness for wildly implausible conspiracy theories (favourites include the Kennedy Assassination, the "moon landing", Area 51 and the notorious Al-Qaeda Superbowl "Wardrobe Malfunction" Plot) and severely under-developed sense of irony and/or humour.

In person, bloggers can easily be singled out due to their over-evolved buttocks (see J-Lo Syndrome), surplus body hair and incontinence. In addition, a blogger will tend to stand out at social occasions - he'll be the one frantically taking notes on a potato chip to write up later for that day's post.

In a survey conducted by the BBC, Blogging is the #2 activity of really sad...