Valus
Gotta Love Love the Truth about how LAME WoW
2008-11-06 6:44 PM PST
"Big suprise, a game that is based on working well with others (WAR) is failing to attract the most anti social group to ever be online, 90% of the WoW player base. After spending 4 years of ever second of your free time to farm equipment that makes you vastly stronger then the average player your level. Like they are going to let that e-penis just sit .. after all in War a person who is in normal equipment can beat you like a dog if he is better then you useing his abilities.
But who cares! computer games are just for fun, if stomping people like its pee wee vs pros is your thing.. shouting zonewide about your l33t abilitis and calling everybody noob makes you happy.. why shouldnt you pay your $15 a month to do it!
AoC did suck..."
"You know, this actually paints Blizzard in a rather poor light. If you have enough people leaving your game in the hopes of finding something better, enough in fact that you feel confident in throwing out statistics, doesn't that say something about about the satisfaction level of a significant number of your users?
I would also point out that using AoC as a statistic is a bit disingenuous. You could take a poll of males ages 18 - 27 and ask them if they would prefer to return to WoW or be struck on the penis with a 5lb hammer. I'm thinking you would get a similar response in WoW's favor.....and that's not really saying much."
"To date, 100% of the players who listed Blizzards new MMO, World of Starcraft, as their reason for cancellation have since reactivated their subscriptions to World of Warcraft" Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime explained during a financial conference call.
Launched in the first quarter of 2011, World of Starcraft currently has over 17 subscribers worldwide. Blizzard has realized that World of Warcraft has created a resonance black hole cascade that prevents any player from ever leaving the game, even in favor of their own next gen MMO. Experts are concerned that the cascade could spread as far as Switzerland and swallow up CERN's Large Hadron Collider."
"LOOK AT MY PEENER! LOOK, DAMN YOU!"
hahaha i couldn't agree more with these people and the Last one is awesomeness
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But who cares! computer games are just for fun, if stomping people like its pee wee vs pros is your thing.. shouting zonewide about your l33t abilitis and calling everybody noob makes you happy.. why shouldnt you pay your $15 a month to do it!
AoC did suck..."
"You know, this actually paints Blizzard in a rather poor light. If you have enough people leaving your game in the hopes of finding something better, enough in fact that you feel confident in throwing out statistics, doesn't that say something about about the satisfaction level of a significant number of your users?
I would also point out that using AoC as a statistic is a bit disingenuous. You could take a poll of males ages 18 - 27 and ask them if they would prefer to return to WoW or be struck on the penis with a 5lb hammer. I'm thinking you would get a similar response in WoW's favor.....and that's not really saying much."
"To date, 100% of the players who listed Blizzards new MMO, World of Starcraft, as their reason for cancellation have since reactivated their subscriptions to World of Warcraft" Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime explained during a financial conference call.
Launched in the first quarter of 2011, World of Starcraft currently has over 17 subscribers worldwide. Blizzard has realized that World of Warcraft has created a resonance black hole cascade that prevents any player from ever leaving the game, even in favor of their own next gen MMO. Experts are concerned that the cascade could spread as far as Switzerland and swallow up CERN's Large Hadron Collider."
"LOOK AT MY PEENER! LOOK, DAMN YOU!"
hahaha i couldn't agree more with these people and the Last one is awesomeness
