wez da craziest orkz in da galaxy, nun ova ork iz craziest az uz cuz we craziezt wez da Metal Eads n we luv da dakka we loot n we fight wif everyfing no matta wut, wez fer hire too so give uz bitz or teef n you got uz wif ya, ma boyz gutz sum bits on dere zkull n dat ow we iz unique wez also da orkz dat made Eavy Metal muzik wich iz best, wez a zmall klan but wez guna be big sum day n wez guna make da biggest WAAAGH!! ever n stomp dat emperar git gud but wez nut stopin dere hehe wez also guna enter da webgate fingy and kill da eldars cause they small and fragile i luvz da funny sound der bones make wen dey crack hahaha da bad moon klan fink dey rich? ha wait till ma boys stop em gud wut gud is teef if you cant stomp ard? n dose goff gits aint so touff like dey say, da galaxy betta be ready fer a fight cuz ma klan iz conquerin itz

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