*THIRD EDIT*- After doing some data mining on Jake, aka. Snake, indeed he is a cool negro.

Feel free to jack-off to his pic.







*SECOND EDIT*- Okay, now Snake is mad. He copied my idea of posting an Xfire blog. In response, I am indeed sad. Sad... Yes it's sad that he is eleven years old.

You can see his Blog here:
http://www.xfire.com/blog/snaker9er/102356/




*EDIT*- If you read Snakes Xfire status, it should say the following:
"Lipton: Im done with uo dude, i hack and i still suck."

Obviously, as you are all smarter then a sore losing kid, this is fake.




*ORIGINAL POST*-In a joke with Ragnarok over Xfire, I posted this in my status: "bb ` ragnarok: now send me cheeetz cuz im a cheeter <-- HACKER"

In response, I get this:


ruinous ! snake ) ? (: are you fucking gay?
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: go fuckin die you stupid fuck
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: quit tryin to make it look like he meant that
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: your so fuckin gay
Lipton: quit bitching over xfire
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: youve been caught hacking
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: so shut the fuck up
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: dumbass
Lipton: i'd rather not
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: dont say anything
Lipton: but if you insist
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: i dont give a fuck what you have to say
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: omg
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: your so funny
Lipton: then you xfired me for no reason
Lipton: thats purrty
Lipton: dumb i'd say
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: i dont give a fuck
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: your fuckin gay
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: i wish i knew you ide beta your ass just for bein who you are
Lipton: beta my ass bitch!
Lipton: beeootchh!
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: why do you even bother
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: you suck at uo
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: banned me from your server cus i owned you
 ruinous ! snake ) ? (: so fucking pathetic
Lipton: i thought you didnt give a fuck?
Lipton: don't betray yourself sir


Please add snake to your Xfire if you enjoy kids...

[8:30AM EST- Christmas Morning]

Lipton!: is that all you can do on this fine holiday?
Lipton!: play in bpuk cod uo rifles?
Lipton!: is that all?
<orbitcod stopped playing Call of Duty United Offensive Multiplayer>
Reptil3.: oh yeah, like sittin on the pc like u are is much better
Reptil3.: ur 13, u cant talk shit
Reptil3.: fucking kids
Reptil3.: go learn ur shit
Lipton!: i know
Lipton!: im too little
Lipton!: im a little boy
Lipton!: for my good friend blair
Lipton!: i need to learn my shit
Reptil3.: and 20 yr olds dont sit infront of a xmas tree all day crying over the toys they get
Lipton!: because i was a high school drop out!
Lipton!: yay!
Reptil3.: wtf
Reptil3.: i didn't drop out of high school
Reptil3.: YET AGAIN U NEED TO LEARN UR SHIT
Reptil3.: OMG
Reptil3.: UR FUCKING SO STUPID, GET OFF MY XFIRE U RETARD
Lipton!: i need to learn my shit
Lipton!: because i was a high school drop out!
Lipton!: yay!
<This user is now offline>

Reptil3.: i would show u pic of the girl i met
Reptil3.: but i cant trust u fools
Reptil3.: ha
Lipton!: ok?
Lipton!: dont?
Reptil3.: sorry wrong convo
Reptil3.: newb
Lipton!: HAHAHHAHHA
Lipton!: BLOG
Reptil3.: lol
Reptil3.: do it
Reptil3.: tell me when u post it
Lipton!: ok.
Reptil3.: lol

Lipton!: I'm reading your blog how do you feel?
Lipton!: Reptil3, how do you feel?
Reptil3.: read till ur eyes bleed
Lipton!: Anything else?
Reptil3.: nope
Reptil3.: !
Lipton!: So theres nothing else you want the others to know about your blog?
Reptil3.: it will update over time
Reptil3.: just gonna blog myself cuz im super bored and nerdy
Lipton!: Cool, anything else?
Reptil3.: ?
Lipton!: Anything else?
Reptil3.: am i ur mother or something
Reptil3.: father at that matter..
Lipton!: Thanks, is that all?
Reptil3.: ?
Reptil3.: post rep owns on my blog ty

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