People have asked me, where did the name Cancel Bear come from? Not surprisingly, its a long story - at least too long to relate in game.

While driving my then 4 year old daughter to pre-school one morning, she was telling me about a dream she had. It was about a "cancel bear". So I ask her, what's a cancel bear? She replies, a cancel bear is a big bear that eats you. All of you. Your skin, your bones, your organs...everything. Then it burps up your brains. Burps up your brains, why does it do that? Responding as if how stupid can my dad be not knowing this, she informs me that cancel bears are allergic to brains.

Well, I nearly wrecked my car 'cause I was laughing so hard. When I got home, I decided that would be a much more original profile name than anything else I'd come up with, so there it is.