Young Chulo / Skittles
what?
2008-03-07 9:38 PM PST
Manufacturer: IDK
Processor: my brain?
Memory: short term
Hard Drive: mines is floppy :p
Video Card: whats that?
Monitor: my mom?
Sound Card: i ddnt kno i had one of those O.o
Speakers/Headphones: my ears?
Keyboard: ........
Mouse: where?!
Mouse Surface: what?
Operating System: i ddnt even kno those existed o.O
Processor: my brain?
Memory: short term
Hard Drive: mines is floppy :p
Video Card: whats that?
Monitor: my mom?
Sound Card: i ddnt kno i had one of those O.o
Speakers/Headphones: my ears?
Keyboard: ........
Mouse: where?!
Mouse Surface: what?
Operating System: i ddnt even kno those existed o.O
You know you play too much JO/BHD When.....
2008-03-07 6:34 PM PST
You know you play too much Joint Ops/Black Hawk Down When....
-- You check the bushes around your house for snipers.
-- You reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.
-- You get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.
-- When you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..
-- Answer the phone and ask where that person is on the grid..
-- You start to call young people 'n00bs' in real life..
-- You go prone and yell 'Sniper On The Hill!!' In an American voice when a rickety car back-fires as it passes by..
-- You find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping.
-- Sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your team speak transmit button before talking.
-- You run outta your room every morning in fear of getting spawn killed.
-- You see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing.
-- You see something amazing and you say the words OH EM GEE (OMG).
-- You jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is a little more in real life.
-- You see somebody hurt on the street and you run up yelling, I'm a medic!
-- Your walking down the street, your trying to press the w button.
-- You pass out game CD's as a recruitment tool.
-- Your wife checks your scrimmage schedule before planning any vacations.
-- You scream in an asian accent "Need a Ride!" everytime you need to be picked up, and "GO GO GO" once u get in the car.
-- Hate one of your friends just because they have the same name as somebody that owns you in the server.
-- You strafe down the street hoping your neighbors wont get a good read on you.
-- After having a "lovely evening" (you know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.
-- You call your girlfriend a hacker, because you suspect her of cheating, and then you attempt to ban her.
-- Everytime you see any war movie or tactical fighting, you think you could...
-- You check the bushes around your house for snipers.
-- You reach for your stinger missile when you see a helicopter leave the airport.
-- You get in your car to drive and you look down to see if its green/yellow/ or red.
-- When you say the letters T or Y before talking to someone..
-- Answer the phone and ask where that person is on the grid..
-- You start to call young people 'n00bs' in real life..
-- You go prone and yell 'Sniper On The Hill!!' In an American voice when a rickety car back-fires as it passes by..
-- You find your brother all alone in the house, and you call him a noob for camping.
-- Sitting at the computer on the telephone, you press your team speak transmit button before talking.
-- You run outta your room every morning in fear of getting spawn killed.
-- You see something funny, but not completely laughable, - you say 'laugh out loud' instead of laughing.
-- You see something amazing and you say the words OH EM GEE (OMG).
-- You jump off the balcony chasing your brother then you realize that the fall damage is a little more in real life.
-- You see somebody hurt on the street and you run up yelling, I'm a medic!
-- Your walking down the street, your trying to press the w button.
-- You pass out game CD's as a recruitment tool.
-- Your wife checks your scrimmage schedule before planning any vacations.
-- You scream in an asian accent "Need a Ride!" everytime you need to be picked up, and "GO GO GO" once u get in the car.
-- Hate one of your friends just because they have the same name as somebody that owns you in the server.
-- You strafe down the street hoping your neighbors wont get a good read on you.
-- After having a "lovely evening" (you know...) with your wife, you say, Good Game.
-- You call your girlfriend a hacker, because you suspect her of cheating, and then you attempt to ban her.
-- Everytime you see any war movie or tactical fighting, you think you could...
Another Story
2008-03-06 3:56 PM PST
A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Hispanic man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen Pendejo .when i was born, i was brown, " "When i grew up, i was brown, " "When i'm sick, i'm brown, " "When i go in the sun, i'm brown, " "When I'm cold, i'm brown, " "When i die, i'll be brown ." But you pendejo ." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "COME MIERDA, CULERO!! "GRINGO PENDEJO MALPISADO!!!"
KråVéÑ n Me
2008-03-06 3:56 PM PST
(KråVéÑ is my guy friend)(im not gay)
[20:08] Young Chulo: Conversation started between Young Chulo and iL`KråVéÑ: Thu, Feb 28 19:27:11 2008
[19:27] * Young Chulo cries
[19:27] Young Chulo: why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: I imagine someone else...I'm sorry
[19:43] Young Chulo: ;(
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: I'm Sorry
[19:43] Young Chulo: kraven
[19:43] Young Chulo: im sorry
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: si senor
[19:43] Young Chulo: but
[19:43] Young Chulo: we're breaking up
[19:43] Young Chulo: no!
[19:43] Young Chulo: dont cry
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: ..
[19:44] Young Chulo: its not you
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: WHY?!
[19:44] Young Chulo: its me
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: ;(
[19:44] Young Chulo: because our love that we make just isnt as loving, hot, passionet.....
[19:44] Young Chulo: wet or sticky anymore
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe.....
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe....
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: ;(
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe...
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe........
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe....
[19:45] iL`KråVéÑ: Ok I confess
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe.....
[19:45] Young Chulo: i fukin love u!
[19:45] iL`KråVéÑ: I've been...seeing someone...
[19:45] Young Chulo: noooooooo!
[19:45] Young Chulo: and ive been seeing dead people
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: oh I see
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: you just HAD to bring that up
[20:12] Young Chulo: lol
[20:12] Young Chulo: yea
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: I told you...
[20:12] Young Chulo: ?
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: ITS OVER ;'(
[20:12] Young Chulo: ;( ok
[20:08] Young Chulo: Conversation started between Young Chulo and iL`KråVéÑ: Thu, Feb 28 19:27:11 2008
[19:27] * Young Chulo cries
[19:27] Young Chulo: why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: I imagine someone else...I'm sorry
[19:43] Young Chulo: ;(
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: I'm Sorry
[19:43] Young Chulo: kraven
[19:43] Young Chulo: im sorry
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: si senor
[19:43] Young Chulo: but
[19:43] Young Chulo: we're breaking up
[19:43] Young Chulo: no!
[19:43] Young Chulo: dont cry
[19:43] iL`KråVéÑ: ..
[19:44] Young Chulo: its not you
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: WHY?!
[19:44] Young Chulo: its me
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: ;(
[19:44] Young Chulo: because our love that we make just isnt as loving, hot, passionet.....
[19:44] Young Chulo: wet or sticky anymore
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe.....
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe....
[19:44] iL`KråVéÑ: ;(
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe...
[19:44] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe........
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe......
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe....
[19:45] iL`KråVéÑ: Ok I confess
[19:45] Young Chulo: babe.....
[19:45] Young Chulo: i fukin love u!
[19:45] iL`KråVéÑ: I've been...seeing someone...
[19:45] Young Chulo: noooooooo!
[19:45] Young Chulo: and ive been seeing dead people
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: oh I see
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: you just HAD to bring that up
[20:12] Young Chulo: lol
[20:12] Young Chulo: yea
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: I told you...
[20:12] Young Chulo: ?
[20:12] iL`KråVéÑ: ITS OVER ;'(
[20:12] Young Chulo: ;( ok
Story
2008-03-06 3:54 PM PST
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<.. ........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with...
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<.. ........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with...
Can You?
2008-03-06 3:52 PM PST
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
I Wish
2008-03-06 3:50 PM PST
> IT'S 7TH GRADE...
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> I stared at the boy next to me... HE was my so called "best friend"... I stared at him... short brown hair... And I wished he was mine... But he didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class he walked up to me and asked me for the notes he had missed the day before... And I handed them to him... he said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell him... I want him to know that I don't want to be"just friends"... I love him but I'm too shy to tell him... And I don't know why...
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> IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
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> My phone rang... On the other end it was him... he was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how his love had broken his heart... he asked me to come over, because he didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to him on the sofa... I stared at his soft eyes... Wishing he was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... he decided to go to sleep... he looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell him... I want him to know... That I don't want to be "justfriends"... I love him but I'm too shy to tell him... And I don't know why...
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> IT'S SENIOR YEAR...
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> The day before prom... he walked to my locker... "My date is sick" he said... she's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date... and in 7th grade... We made a promise that if neither of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...
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> IT'S PROM NIGHT...
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> After everything was over with... I was standing at his front door step... I stared at him ... he smiled at me... I wanted him to be mine... But he doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then he said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And he gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to telll him... I wanted him to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm...
>
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> I stared at the boy next to me... HE was my so called "best friend"... I stared at him... short brown hair... And I wished he was mine... But he didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class he walked up to me and asked me for the notes he had missed the day before... And I handed them to him... he said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell him... I want him to know that I don't want to be"just friends"... I love him but I'm too shy to tell him... And I don't know why...
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> IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
>
>
> My phone rang... On the other end it was him... he was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how his love had broken his heart... he asked me to come over, because he didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to him on the sofa... I stared at his soft eyes... Wishing he was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... he decided to go to sleep... he looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell him... I want him to know... That I don't want to be "justfriends"... I love him but I'm too shy to tell him... And I don't know why...
>
> IT'S SENIOR YEAR...
>
>
> The day before prom... he walked to my locker... "My date is sick" he said... she's not going to go... Well... I didn't have a date... and in 7th grade... We made a promise that if neither of us had dates... We'd go together just as "best friends"... And so we did...
>
> IT'S PROM NIGHT...
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> After everything was over with... I was standing at his front door step... I stared at him ... he smiled at me... I wanted him to be mine... But he doesn't think of me like that... And I know it... Then he said "I had the best time... Thanks!"... And he gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to telll him... I wanted him to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love him but I'm...
AM I ONLY HUMAN?
2008-02-26 1:18 PM PST
Am I only human?
Am I only destined
to suffer the poisons of humanity
and the thirst of everlonging?
Am I meant to only miss you
and to miss your face amongst the skies
and to stare out at the stars
and to wish that you were with me,
an amalgam at my side
a mix of bitter sweetness
a mix of passion and love
a mix of fire and protection,
a mix of what I was...
I have no recourse,
but to sit out and stare at the sky,
to stare at it in longing,
and to wish you were with me.
Am I only destined
to suffer the poisons of humanity
and the thirst of everlonging?
Am I meant to only miss you
and to miss your face amongst the skies
and to stare out at the stars
and to wish that you were with me,
an amalgam at my side
a mix of bitter sweetness
a mix of passion and love
a mix of fire and protection,
a mix of what I was...
I have no recourse,
but to sit out and stare at the sky,
to stare at it in longing,
and to wish you were with me.
