I've heard of people dying from deep vein thrombosis, starving their kids to death, jacking off and using the nearest spent bottle as a toilet.

Yes all this happens but when you start throwing wow into the same sentence your left wondering wtf is going on with wow gamers.

So your a wow gamer with a 15 year subscription card just in case, throw in several blood clots, you jackoff to some mmo pixles while your in the forest looking for gold which is code for daddy and mama didn't teach me how to operate a can opener so i is died.

On the bright side at least the family pet has a chance to escape.