here ye here ye !
Let me preach to thee a passage from a holy scroll.

On the 1st day windows came to be, unto the cycle of the great boot.

The 2nd day was a day of creation as the great cursor was placed on the iw3mp.exe and launched forth a great revelation of existence and

upon the 3rd , man was told to choose his path of righteousness and venture forth to the great service in which he shall partake in redemption, trial and enlightenment.

On the 4th day cod broke the bread with a knife round.

Then on the 5th , it was said that many tears were shed for the fallen, their souls lost to the spectate cam until the next round !

Let the 12th day be the day of exodus for one's vision and focus is shifted along with the renewal point , for we must fulfill a new task.

At the end of the 24th day cod shall declare that this be the day of rest , for thine sore fingers between these great trials.
The great victor will prevail and may he go with humbleness and take the knowledge they have gained.
Let those whos orifices have been the defiled by the victors lick their wounds.

Let the 29th day be the day of OSU! to prepare oneself for the offerings to cod , with this , the eye nor finger shall falter !

I do so hope my children have enjoyed this reading , now flee.