Mood: Blah

So now that we’re back from the store, and I have a ton of coke in me, it’s bathroom time. Why is this significant? Because of the bathroom from hell.
Here is the door:

Notice the post-it note… that is not a joke, it’s a real warning.
So there’s a trick to using the bathroom, you need to use all your FPS skills and some WoW skills to get what you need done, done.

1. Hold your breathe (SHIFT KEY in CoD2, as sniper)
2. Open the door (E in MOHAA)
3. Stay sharp, look for any agro Yellow Jackets (red text is a dead give away, use Fade (WoW) if they’re too close to the “zone”
4. If you’re going to be in the “danger zone” for more than 30 seconds, use Stealth (WoW), to get you through the experience.
When exiting, check for stings, smells and that you still have your shoes (yes, I lost a shoe in there once).