9:00 AM MST: I was a little hungry, so I decided to get something to eat. Now, here in NM, we have a delicious type of food that you can eat called a disaster burrito. Picture this if you can: a 1.5 breakfast burrito, cover that with curly fries, cover that with red or green chile, and cover that with an abundance of cheese. It’s a monster. Here is the fun part…that is a ¼ Disaster burrito. You can get these things four times as large as the one I have here.

9:30 AM MST: I was only able to finish half the burrito. Also, I probably just negated all positive attributes that the Kagome had given me this morning.