I got autobalanced to the losers and won...
2009-07-30 6:03 PM PDT
Playing on my usual 2Fort server, I come in to find the situation as follows:
Red has 7 wins, Blu has 5.
There's less than an hour left on the clock.
Blu has 2 caps to 0 for Red
Nobody on Blu is pushing.
I had changed my name to "Lucky" before the game.
I start out on Red by virtue of the random team placement. I chuckle at the fact that everyone on Blu has no balls and all they're doing is turtling. I continue to play and doing a lackluster job of it.
Eventually I switched classes, and in the middle of switching I got teamswitched to Blu. At this point there's less than 30 minutes on the clock and the situation is looking grim.
Red actually managed a cap or two because blu was doing a piss poor job of turtling. I yelled at my new team for being a bunch of bitches and watching a potential win slip through their fingers. They did the verbal equivalent (and text equivalent) of a shrug.
Nobody cared. Apparently Red had gotten tired of sitting in their base doing nothing so they packed up their sentries and left only one guarding the hay room in a crappy position. I could hear it, I just never saw it.
I went soldier, ran in, grabbed the intel, made it to the courtyard before they killed me...and you guessed it, nobody on my team went after the intel. One guy maybe headed that direction, but he didn't get far.
Ok, so take two, I tried going scout, ran the same way (straight stairs) and this time, some pyro set me on fire as I was heading down. I put it out with the health pack and grabbed the intel. By the time I was heading out, the pyro was going to try HIS luck at a taunt kill...and missed! Seeing the straight stairs were blocked this time (by the pyro) I ran for the spiral.
Now, before I go on, I forgot to mention that I was using the Force a Nature. This made a huge difference in the next part. As I'm coming up the spiral, a medic meets me head on, blam blam, he gets knocked back and dead...I think I got shot by a sentry or something, and a sniper...
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