"Allowing your Clan to harbor Hackers (whether 1 timers or Constant Users)shows complete lack of Morale Fibre within you as a gamer and makes any effort by anyone towards that clan a waste." Max [ObC].

Make a Clan Fast! Spin anyone you can around (KIDS!)Rip Ideas, Rip Ranks, Rip Structure, Rip Concepts even Rip the "Server Host". Start Small, Sell Big (10 Servers religiously empty) contract to 6 (5 still alwasy empty). Win a Scrim 6mos. ago Post it on homepage forever (lose 13 since? - never report them).

Load up on Hackers, Jerry,ArsE,Hitman,Tyler (change their names/xfires- were that dumb). Load up on Politicians (People who never play the games) Phanto!Baggo! Give out Rewards every Day to keep #'s. Make announcements about upcoming events - Never particpate in them! Change the Web, Change the domain, Have many Leaders few soldiers! Dismiss no one! Watch Dr.Phil Leave after the umptienth Hacker is caught and you got another flimsy excuse.

Seduce Allies/make Friends this will cover up that history! Beg for Donations, get a few sheep to pay it all!
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Cover it in TNT and blow it up? Stop the Con! tell Baggo/Phanto as they've been told before "Your Fired!" report ArsE to the FBI for Server Crashing (and his other 3 friends in clan) and leave the Daycare behind for Good.